Hi Joe As a tandemist I'm not too happy with the various versions of Daisy Bell's reply to "Daisy, Daisy". For instance, talking about being "crammed" on a tandem doesn't make even comical sense. So here's my version: "Dear Mr Cyclist, have I got news for you: I'm not crazy about what you want to do. If you can't afford a carriage, there won't be any marriage. In my bridal gown, I'd look like a clown on a bicycle made for two." Keep smiling! Trump can't live for ever! Bill Bedford, UK
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