There was once a young fellow named Skinner Who invited his lady to dinner. They sat down to dine At a quarter to nine, And by quarter past ten, it was in her. (The dinner, not Skinner!) Skinner was in her before dinner. There was a young girl from Tralee Who was stung in the neck by a wasp. When asked if it hurt, She said I don't mind. You can do it again if you like.
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