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GUEST,Johnnycake Not Last Night But The Night Before-rhyme (163* d) RE: Not Last Night But The Night Before-rhyme 11 Oct 19


Went upstairs to jump into bed
Fell in the piss pot on my head
I couldn’t swim and I couldn’t float
A great big turd went down my throat
Went to the window and broke the glass
Down came the devil sliding on his ass
The devil shit a monkey
The monkey shit a flea
The flea shit a sailor sailing on the sea
The sea began to roar
And the pee began to pour
And the sailor had the shits
And he couldn’t get to shore


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