Went upstairs to jump into bed Fell in the piss pot on my head I couldn’t swim and I couldn’t float A great big turd went down my throat Went to the window and broke the glass Down came the devil sliding on his ass The devil shit a monkey The monkey shit a flea The flea shit a sailor sailing on the sea The sea began to roar And the pee began to pour And the sailor had the shits And he couldn’t get to shore
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