I `ad that Fiona Bruce in my cab the other day. As per normal she was looking a thousand dollars and what long legs!
I said, " Morning Duchess. Where we going today?"
She said, "Good morning to you Jim. We`re just off to a castle in Kent to do "The Antiques Road Show."
I said, "Oh, not a "Question Time" then. It`s getting a good coverage on that "Mudcat" at the moment?"
She sighed, "I know. I`ve read it all before."
I said, "I reckon some of `em of `ave got good points though. I never realised `ow much vetting and "geeing up" of the audience there was, and you do seem to wheel on some old favourites who shall remain nameless for fear of being called non-PC."
She said, "We try to be as balanced as possible."
I said, "What would `appen if then one of your panel was of the opinion that climate change didn`t matter at all `cos we`re all going one way in the end."
She said, "We`d `ave a riot on our `ands!!."


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