Ok so maybe us bilingual Canadiens did the Francais part I don't know, but here they are. By the way I believe Peter Alsop is correct.

I am a pizza
With extra cheese
From Tomatoes
Sauce is squeezed
Onions and mushrooms
Oregano
I am a pizza, ready to go

I am a pizza
With pepperoni
No anchovies
Or phony bologn[y]
I am a pizza
Ordered by phone
I am a pizza, please take me home

I am a pizza
Peppers on top
Out of the oven
Into the box
Into to the car and
Upside down
I am a pizza, dropped on the ground

I was a pizza
I was the best
I was a pizza
Now I'm a mess

Je suis une pizza...........................