Voyager:

> political leader = oxymoron

Good --- someone else has spotted that. What our alleged leaders do isn't leading: it's "following from the front". I've observed that with every cat we've been staff to at feeding time, where they lead the person with the food to their habitual eating place.

And now for another sacrifice to the Subject line: most of the contents of Substitute (The Who[m]'s second single iirc), eg:

My blue suede shoes really made out of sack