I'm interested in songs about old people refusing to accept negative stereotypes. A true story. Particulars have been changed to protect the guy at the car stereo place in Ukiah. YOUNG LADY A week ago Monday I drove to Fort Bragg With my African basket and recycled bag. Fresh out of chocolate, I had to buy more. “Good morning, young lady,” said the man in the store. Should I forgive him because of his youth? Oh, no, I think it’s better that he learn the truth. “I’ll not be cajoled by your flattering tongue, I am not a lady and I am not young.” “One month ago I turned seventy-two I’ll bet I’m thirty years older than you. I’m losing my teeth and I’m losing my hair, And now I’ve lost my bifocals, I don’t know where. “I live surrounded by things I can’t find But that doesn’t mean that I’m losing my mind. I know where it is: it’s right here in my head And I plan to keep using it till I am dead. “Now I’ve got my chocolate, I’ll be on my way I’ve enjoyed talking with you here today. Have I made myself clear? I don’t need to say more?” “Sure thing, young lady,” said the man in the store. "Young Lady" can be sung to the tune of "Polly Vaughn" or "Jack Rafferty" or....
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