Subject: ADD: Young Lady (Holly Tannen) From: GUEST,F the Ineffable Date: 08 Jul 22 - 09:42 PM I'm interested in songs about old people refusing to accept negative stereotypes. A true story. Particulars have been changed to protect the guy at the car stereo place in Ukiah. YOUNG LADY A week ago Monday I drove to Fort Bragg With my African basket and recycled bag. Fresh out of chocolate, I had to buy more. “Good morning, young lady,” said the man in the store. Should I forgive him because of his youth? Oh, no, I think it’s better that he learn the truth. “I’ll not be cajoled by your flattering tongue, I am not a lady and I am not young.” “One month ago I turned seventy-two I’ll bet I’m thirty years older than you. I’m losing my teeth and I’m losing my hair, And now I’ve lost my bifocals, I don’t know where. “I live surrounded by things I can’t find But that doesn’t mean that I’m losing my mind. I know where it is: it’s right here in my head And I plan to keep using it till I am dead. “Now I’ve got my chocolate, I’ll be on my way I’ve enjoyed talking with you here today. Have I made myself clear? I don’t need to say more?” “Sure thing, young lady,” said the man in the store. "Young Lady" can be sung to the tune of "Polly Vaughn" or "Jack Rafferty" or.... |
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Funny Songs about Aging From: GerryM Date: 09 Jul 22 - 01:42 AM This one is in the DT: TAKE YOUR TIME (Peter Mundey) You first wound my clock up on our wedding day You said it would always be striking Though the spring's getting weaker and feeble the tick It's still very much to me liking. Cho: So take your time, me lovely old lad There ain't no reason to hurry For as long as you're able to wind up me clock Then I have no reason to worry. I mind the time when we were young You worked at the hedging and dyking You'd go out at dawn and work through the dusk Coming home for me clock to be winding. As time went by, our children grew up Were soon making wedding vows binding And all of my daughters the same thing I taught Make sure your clock always needs winding. And now that we're nearing the end of our time And you are so tired and grey, love It still pleases me when you wind up me clock And it will till the end of my days, love. |
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Funny Songs about Aging From: Joe Offer Date: 09 Jul 22 - 03:17 AM Well, there's always My Get Up and Go Has Got Up and Went. Not really funny, but John Prine's humor is just beloiw the surface in Hello In There. "The Activity Room (Mrs. Abrams)," by Ruth Pelham. Ronnie Gilbert did a great job with this song on the "Lifeline" album she recorded live with Holly Near in 1983. Again, not a funny song, but humor is just below the surface. I can't find lyrics at Mudcat, but they're in Rise Up Singing. |
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Funny Songs about Aging From: Susan of DT Date: 09 Jul 22 - 05:51 AM https://mudcat.org/@displaysong.cfm?SongID=5333 Silver in the Stubble https://mudcat.org/@displaysong.cfm?SongID=2347 Good Boy https://mudcat.org/@displaysong.cfm?SongID=7756 Wear Purple https://mudcat.org/@displaysong.cfm?SongID=9608 Favorite things When are they going to fix the clickifier?
-Joe Offer- |
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Funny Songs about Aging From: Acorn4 Date: 09 Jul 22 - 05:59 AM Eastbourne Viagra Blues |
Subject: ADD: Ballad of Edna and Ida From: GUEST,BDenz Date: 09 Jul 22 - 05:34 PM We live in Canada and our favourite comedy group has MANY songs that fit this theme. THE BALLAD OF EDNA AND IDA (from Arrogant Worms) dna and Ida are living in a home Both in their eighties, both widows Their kids only call to say They'll come by some other day Well Christmas came and the kids did not So Edna said 'thats their last shot' She called a taxi to the bus Which took them down to Las Vegas Edna and Ida are going on a tear Ripping up the strip and letting down their blue hair Edna and Ida are spending every cent Of their children's inheritance Shooting craps down at Ceasers Knocking back margueritas Ida on her walker Edna in her chair Dancing on the table throwing money in the air They were at the strip club making noise When they spotted two frat boys Who they got drunk and married later In a ceremony by an Elvis imitator They laid down for a nap and never got up At the reading of their wills all the kids showed up The lawyer read the crumpled note that said 'To everyone We can't take it with us, but you ain't getting none.' https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-qWuATzB60 |
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Funny Songs about Aging From: GUEST,henryp Date: 09 Jul 22 - 05:51 PM Tom Rush sings the Remember Song More than six million plays! https://www.tomrush.com/tag/remember-song/ Remember Song |
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Funny Songs about Aging From: BK Lick Date: 09 Jul 22 - 09:12 PM Tom Leher's evergreen WHEN YOU ARE OLD AND GRAY (on YouTube) WHEN YOU ARE OLD AND GRAY (on DT) |
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Funny Songs about Aging From: RTim Date: 09 Jul 22 - 10:45 PM Seventeen Come Sunday..... As I strolled out one May morning One May morning so early I overtook a handsome maid And, my goodness, she was early Her shoes were black and her stockings were white And her buckles they shone like silver She had a dark and rolling eye And her hair hung over her shoulder "How old are you my fair pretty maid How old are you my honey?" She answered me so cheerfully "Well, I'm seventeen come Sunday" "Could you love me my fair pretty maid Could you love me my honey?" She answered me so tearfully "Oh, I can't because of Mummy" "But if you come to my mummy's house When the moon is shining brightly" "Oh, I'll come down and let you in" "And my mummy shall not hear me" So he went to her mummy's house When the moon was brightly shining And she came down and she let him in And she rolled in his arms till the morning She says, "Kind sir, will you marry me?" I says, "Oh no, my honey For the fife and drum is my delight And I'm happy in the army" Tim Radford |
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Funny Songs about Aging From: RTim Date: 09 Jul 22 - 10:49 PM Seventeen Come Sunday as sung by Harry Cox, (1885-1971) of Catfield, Norfolk (no date given but recorded first in 1956). This is the version I prefer to the one above...and used to sing once.... Tim Radford ----------------------------------- As I walked out one May morning, One May morning so early' I overtook a pretty young maid, Just as the sun was rising, CHORUS: With my ru, dum, day, fol la diddle day, Whack with your fol-lad diddle die -do. Where are you going my pretty maid, Where are you going my honey? She answered me right cheerfully, "In an errand for my mommie." CHORUS O, her stockings were white, her shoes were black, And her buckles shone like silver, She had a dark and a rolling eye, And her hair hung round her shoulders. CHORUS "How old are you my pretty fair maid, How old are you my honey?" She answered me right cheerfully, "I am seventeen come Sunday." CHORUS "Will you marry me my pretty fair maid, Will you marry me my honey?" She answered me right cheerfully, "I dare not for my mommie." "If you come down to my mammy's house, When the moon shines bright and clearly, And I'll come down and let you in, And my mommie will not hear me." "I went unto her mammy's house, When the moon was bright and clearly, She came down and let me in, And her mommie did not hear her. |
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Funny Songs about Aging From: GeoffLawes Date: 10 Jul 22 - 08:13 AM I Wish They'd Do It Now
I was born of Geordy parents one day when I was young
Oh, I wish they'd do it now, oh, I wish they'd do it now
Well when I was only six months old, the girls would handle me
At sixteen months as fine a lad as ever could be seen
Well the Eastern girls would go with me to swim when it was mild
Well its awful lonely for a lad to live a single life |
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Funny Songs about Aging From: GeoffLawes Date: 10 Jul 22 - 08:44 AM Here is a recording of GerryM's suggestion "Take Your Time" posted above Take Your Time, sung by Faith Petric https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4SDW7zoQos |
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Funny Songs about Aging From: GUEST,Rob Mad Jock Wright Date: 10 Jul 22 - 03:53 PM Angie Wright has written several funny songs of note. “I’m going nowhere “ which is on her CD Heroes and Demons is a wry look at aging. “Facebook” also on the same CD is a prize winning song about not getting hooked as youngster do on social media. Both are available on Spotify and 20% of all sales go to support the Scottish Mental Health Charity SAMH. Listen enjoy and support SAMH. |
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Funny Songs about Aging From: Tattie Bogle Date: 17 Jul 22 - 04:47 AM Several spring to mind: Various parodies of My Favourite Things, including this one: There have been numerous claims for a few years now that Julie Andrews sang a different version of the song 'my Favourite Things' at Manhattan's Radio City Hall but they are without foundation. However the lyrics are very good and I have copied them here for you to sing along to. I don't know who penned these but I find them entertaining and there is more than a hint of truth in them. And so, for your delectation, one, two and three, all together now..... Botox and nose drops and needles for knitting, Walkers and handrails and new dental fittings, Bundles of magazines tied up in string, These are a few of my favourite things. Cadillacs and cataracts, hearing aids and glasses, Polident and Fixodent and false teeth in glasses, Pacemakers, golf carts and porches with swings, These are a few of my favourite things. When the pipes leak, When the bones creak, When the knees go bad, I simply remember my favorite things, And then I don't feel so bad. Hot tea and crumpets and corn pads for bunions, No spicy hot food or food cooked with onions, Bathrobes and heating pads and hot meals they bring, These are a few of my favourite things. Back pain, confused brains and no need for sinnin ' , Thin bones and fractures and hair that is thinnin ' , And we won' t mention our short shrunken frames, When we remember our favourite things. When the joints ache, When the hips break, When the eyes grow dim, Then I remember the great life I've had, And then I don't feel so bad. Then there’s Victoria Wood’s “Let’s Do it”, aka The Ballad of Barry and Freda Freda and Barry sat one night The sky was clear, the stars were bright The wind was soft, the moon was up Freda drained her cocoa cup. She licked her lips she felt sublime! She switched off Gardener's Question Time Barry cringed in fear and dread As Freda grabbed his tie and said:
Let's do it, let's do it, do it while the mood is right!
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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Funny Songs about Aging From: Tattie Bogle Date: 17 Jul 22 - 04:49 AM And I found another couple of alternative verses for Freda and Barry, as per a YouTube of Victoria Wood performing her song in 2009:
1st Barry verse:
2nd Barry verse:
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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Funny Songs about Aging From: GUEST,Malcolm Storey Date: 17 Jul 22 - 09:57 AM Getting old is not really funny but at least it's not boring. I wake up every morning with a DIFFERENT set of aches and pains. It does have its compensations. You can usually find a seat on public transport & at public places. You tend not to give a shit about who you upset. Happy days or is it daze? |
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Funny Songs about Aging From: GUEST,henryp Date: 18 Jul 22 - 12:08 AM Malcolm's Story The funny thing about growing old It’s not as funny as I was told But every day is different And every morning when I awake I find one more place where I ache But every day is different In some ways life is better for us I get a seat whenever I go by bus But every day is different If I don’t like your point of view I won’t waste time talking to you But every day is different And though we view things through a haze We still hope to see happy days But every day is different Stick with it, Malcolm! The alternative is worse. |
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Funny Songs about Aging From: GUEST,Malcolm Storey Date: 20 Jul 22 - 10:59 AM I've no intention of opting for the alternative any day soon Henry. Thanks for the lyrics - any idea of a tune? |
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Funny Songs about Aging From: GUEST,henryp Date: 22 Jul 22 - 07:12 AM Malcolm’s Story The funny thing about growing old It’s not as funny as I was told But each day’s different, I’m pleased to say And life's not boring in any way! Every morning when I awake There’s a new place where I ache Then a lazy breakfast comes as a perk Instead of that regular dash to work There’s one thing that’s better for us We get our free pass for the bus And on our journey into town We get reserved seats where we sit down I have a list of things to fix Don’t get me started on politics! If I don’t like your point of view Then I’m not wasting my time with you And though we see things through a haze We hope we’ll still see happy days But each day’s different, I’m pleased to say And life's not boring in any way! Malcolm, most of the words are your own! Tune; O’Carolan’s Fanny Power fits very well, though the first part may be enough. But I can see you doing it as a rap! |
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Funny Songs about Aging From: GUEST,Malcolm Storey Date: 23 Jul 22 - 08:06 PM Not sure I have that much energy these days Henry. However I might be able to manage a Hitchcock type walk on in either the stage or film version! |
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