I knew an old feller and his name was Bill He lived on top of Garbage Hill He never took a wash and he never will Oo, yuk, dirty old Bill. Oh I went to San Francisco and I walked around the block I walked right into a donut shop I pulled a donut out of the case And I handed the woman a 5 cent piece Well she looked at the nickel and she looked at me She said "This nickel is no use to me, There's a hole in the middle and it goes right through." Says I "There's a hole in the donut too!" Posted by Splott Man, 27 Feb 2008 in the alternative lyrics to turkey in the straw thread. Original post here: https://mudcat.org/detail_pf.cfm?messages__Message_ID=2273436
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