One Eyed Reilly

While sitting in my easy chair
Viewing the landlord's daughter,
I took a notion in my head
I'd like to feel her hind quarters.

Chorus:
Turi-a-dink, to-i-lee,
turi-a-dink, and a one-eyed Reilly.

Young Mary went up to her room
Just like I was hoping
After leaving me hint
To fill all cracks I found open

I took my boots up in my hand
And crept to Mary's chamber
"Oh, Mary, Mary. Dearest Mary,
Have you logging for a stranger?"

I took her dainty hand in mine
And threw my left leg over
We fucked and tossed all over the bed
And I lay in her lap when the jig was over.

As I was leaving Mary's room,
I met her damned old mother
She threw her hands up in the air
And hollered rape and bloody murder.

As I was going down the stairs,
I meet her damned old father
With a sword and pistol in his hand
To kill the man who'd fucked his daughter.

I grabbed him by the seat of his pants
Stuck his head in a pail of water
I shoved the pistol up his ass
And I fucked the mother of his daughter.

As I was leaving Mary's house,
Shook my prick at the old dawg towser
The old tom cat came round the bend
A-making forty miles an hour.

The old tom cat ran through the yard
And under a pile of lumber,
I still had my prick out in my hand
So fucked the hole the cat ran under.

As I was going down the road,
I heard from every quarter
There goes the one eyed son of a bitch
Who fucked O'Riley's wife and daughter.

From the 2004 Slippery When What?!? cd by "Slippery Dick".


A remarkable performance.


Listen here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEkyrw7VKDA