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Jack Horntip Lyr Add: 'Syphilis' a trad. parody of 'Yesterday' (30) RE: Lyr Add: 'Syphilis' a trad. parody of 'Yesterday' 08 Sep 23


YESTERDAY

Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away.
Now it looks as though they're here to stay.
Oh, I believe in yesterday.
Suddenly, I'm not half the man I used to be,
There's a shadow hanging over me.
Oh, I yesterday came suddenly.
Why she had to go I don't know she wouldn't say.
I said something wrong, now I long for yesterday.
Yesterday, love was such an easy game to play.
Now I need a place to hide away.
Oh, I believe in yesterday.
Why she had to go I don't know she wouldn't say.
I said something wrong, now I long for yesterday.
Yesterday, love was such an easy game to play.
Now I need a place to hide away.
Oh, I believe in yesterday.
Mm mm mm mm mm mm mm

Birth control, could be the saviour of your soul.
With your dick inside your girlfriends hole.
Oh, I believe in Birth control.
Suddenly, an unexpected pregnancy,
There's a shotgun hanging over me.
Yes I believe in Birth control.
Why I had to cum I don't know I couldn't say.
I did something wrong, now I long for yesterday.
Sifolise, it all started with a simple kiss,
Now, it hurt when I take a piss.
Now I believe in sifolise

Leprosy, What a sorry mess I am to see.
Even friends can't stand to look at me.
Oh, I despise my leprosy.
Gradually, I'm not half the man I used to be.
Pieces keep on falling off of me.
It happens now so gradually.
When my tongue fell off,
I don't know, I couldn't say.
I said, [*garbled*] "zump ping wong".
Now I long for that sweet day
When I had no
Leprosy.
Making with me could never be.
Yes, I've lost my chance for ecstasy.
Oh I despise
My leprosy.



July 8, 2000. Hamilton Hornets Rugby Football Club Official Song Book, Rev 2. Retrieved form www.hamiltonrugby.com/docs/songbook.pdf   PDF is in our collection.


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