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Jack Horntip Lyr Add: 'Syphilis' a trad. parody of 'Yesterday' (30) RE: Lyr Add: 'Syphilis' a trad. parody of 'Yesterday' 08 Sep 23


BIRTH CONTROL

Birth control
It's enough to save our girlfriend's soul
When you're crawling up inside her hole
Oh I believe in brith control

Pregnancy
There's a shotgun hanging over me
Now I have to fae expectancy
Oh I believe in brith control

Chorus:
Why'd I have to come
I don't know she wouldn't blow
I stayed in too long
Now I long for birth control

Syphllis
It all strated with a smiple kiss
Now it hurts each time I take a piss
Oh I've cotracted syphillis

(Chorus)

Leprosy
All my body parts are falling off of me
I'm not half the man I used to be
Oh I've contracted leprosy

(Chorus)


1991. Raunchy Songs. [songsheets of Phi Kappa Psi, on the campus of UCLA].


See online here: https://archive.org/details/1991-phi-kappa-psi-raunchy-songs


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