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Jack Horntip Lyr Add: 'Syphilis' a trad. parody of 'Yesterday' (30) RE: Lyr Add: 'Syphilis' a trad. parody of 'Yesterday' 08 Sep 23


P-File: "Leprosy/Syphilis"
Tune: "Yesterday" by the Beatles

Leprosy, all my skin is falling off of me
I'm not half the man I used to be
Oh, how did I get leprosy?

Syphilis, it just started with a simple kiss
Nw it even hurts to piss
Oh how did I get syphilis?

Why her box was sick
I don't know she wouldn't say
Now my dripping dick
Won't get thick like yesterday

Yesterday my cock was always coming out to play
Now it needs two weeks to hide away
Oh, I believe in Yesterday


The "Perversity File" [from Central Michigan University Marching band] which was sent to Ed Cray in 1994 by David R. and Michael F.   The accompanying cassettes to this "P-File" has the recording of "Leprosy". It turns out that the singer is John Valby (aka Dr Dirty).


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