One night in gay Paree I paid five francs to see A great big fat lady Tatooed from head to knee And on her jaw was a British Man-o-war On her back was the Union Jack, so I paid five francs more And up and down her spine Was the Royal Engineers in line And on her lilly white t*ts, t*ts, t*ts Were a fleet of battle ships, ships, ships On her fanny, was Jolsen singin' "MAAAMEEE" How I love her, Oh I love her And I love my mother in law. I love my mother in law though she's nothing but a *' old whore She nags me day and night I can't do * all right She's bald, she's bandy But she makes my c*ck feel randy! How I love her, How I love her How I love my Mother-in-law I love my wife (yes I do, Yes I do) I love her dearly I love the hole She p*sses through. I love her t*ts (tiddley its, tiddley its) And her big brown a*sehole I'd eat her sh*t with a rusty spoon (rusty spoon, rusty spoon) She's bald, she's bandy But she makes my c*ck feel randy! How I love her, How I love her How I love my Mother-in-law! Posted by mudcat GUEST,Jan to the HOW I LOVE MY MOTHER IN LAW thread April 18, 2010. See here: https://mudcat.org/detail_pf.cfm?messages__Message_ID=2889249
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