Oh Sir Jasper Do Not Touch Me!

Oh, Sir Jasper do not touch me!
Oh, Sir Jasper do not touch me!
Oh, Sir Jasper do not touch me!
As she lay between the lilly white sheets with nothing on at all!

Oh, Sir Jasper do not touch!
Oh, Sir Jasper do not touch!
Oh, Sir Jasper do not touch!
As she lay between the lilly white sheets with nothing on at all!

Oh, Sir Jasper do not!
Oh, Sir Jasper do not!
Oh, Sir Jasper do not!
As she lay between the lilly white sheets with nothing on at all!

Oh, Sir Jasper do!
Oh, Sir Jasper do!
Oh, Sir Jasper do!
As she lay between the lilly white sheets with nothing on at all!

Oh, Sir Jasper!
Oh, Sir Jasper!
Oh, Sir Jasper!
As she lay between the lilly white sheets with nothing on at all!

Oh, Sir!
Oh, Sir!
Oh, Sir!
As she lay between the lilly white sheets with nothing on at all!

Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
As she lay between the lilly white sheets with nothing on at all!

Posted as a comment to this video by user @mrzxcvb9

Great song, was taught it at Scout Camp back in the 50s
and always great for a good laugh, still singing it at camps
yet, But he missed out a verse that is the chorus, I.e. She's
a most immoral lady, (repeat three times) then, as she lay
between the lily white sheets with nothing on at all.   All the
best from Bonnie Scotland

Text of song transcribed from the youtube video posted by threelegsoman on Jan 20, 2010.

See video here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0n1R8ABSzU



Sir Jasper is sometimes titled "Sir Roger" and is sometimes added onto "Sir Roger of Kildare [aka Shoot the Cat]".
"She Wears Her Pink Pajamas" is sometimes used as an introduction to "Sir Jasper".