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Jenny the T BS: Should eggs be kept in the fridge? (94* d) RE: BS: Should eggs be kept in the fridge? 16 May 01

>Why do zippers zip up and down, not sideways?

D'you know, I have a flying suit with several sideways zippers. Apparently, only those who have been through rigorous aerial training are qualified to operate sideways zippers (don't try it at home).

>Where does "here" end and "there" begin?

Here ends right here. There begins over there.

>How distant is the past?

Depends how old you are. I'm getting older, and the past keeps getting farther away. When i was younger, it seemed closer.

>How near is the future?

Pretty close--it's right around the corner.

>How long does the present last?

Based on my experience with two-year-olds, about three minutes before it's broken.

Yours in the Quest for Knowledge,

JtT


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