Hey Amos! You must be a cuppla beers \short of a 6pack eh! We ani't talking about rocks here, dude! We are taling about ROCK!!! As in ROCK ON, DUDE!!!!

Geez, man, turn your flippin' amp up in get in gearF! Or was you tryin to be funny? Ha ha.

You want rocks? well we got plentu of em around here all up and down the highways eh? Big flippin hunks of rock all over the place. I painted "Shane & Lori 4ever" on one of them and then she dumped me. So I went back and painted it over, man, and instead I painted in GREAT BIG FLIPPIN BLACK LETTERS: LORI JEFFORDS IS A F**KIN SKANK!!!

That oughta teach her.

Anyway, good news, people...

My brother Don and me have wangled 2 electric guitars and a bass and a couple of amps. It wasn't easy, but we found somethin to trade. I ain't sayin' what, you never know about who might be on this forum, and might know somebody else who might maybe know one the cops around here so...

Yeah, anyway, we made a trade. My bother Don says he knows all about how to fix guitars. Good thing. I think the intimation is off on mine. We are workig on it.

I figger won of my drinking buddies can play the bass. I got a couple of people in mind. Bass is not hard. Any loser can play bass, I figger. Then we get a drummer. DRumemmers are total retreads, eh, and there are a lot of retreads in this town,so it should be a snap to find one.

Only whre do we get the drim kit if the retread don't already have it?

Time fer another trade in that case.

Man, I can see itnow. IN a year or 2 we will be playing the fippin' Molson Stadium, man!

ROCK ON!!!!~

BDiBR