I started working on an ORIGINAL! country song called:

I DROPPED MY NORTH PLATE IN NORTH PLATTE (But I had the Wisdom Toothe-ink of Dropping You)

but I'm at work and having trouble imagining the melody right now.... This will have to suffice for the moment...

- Al

THIRTY-SECOND RADIO AD FOR POLY-GRIP
Tune: Humoresque
New Words by Al Boyce 8/13/2001

Molly sneezed and dropped her choppers
Sad to say the toilet top was
Open and her teeth went
In the Loo

The toilet flushed and stole her molars
Called the plumber and he told her
Fifty bucks will get them
Back for you

Molly wanted her bicuspids
Paid the price that had been thus bid
Borrowing the money
From her beau

He said, "I'll hold your incisors
As collateral, it's wiser
To prevent debt long-in-tooth
To grow

Molly fought him for her canines
Finally called the 9-1-1 line
Cop showed up and met them
At the door

Molly gave her guy debentures
Then he gave back Molly's dentures
Next time she'll use Poly-Grip
For Sure