I can't remember who said, after a banal comment from a heckler.... Get that man a pair of underpants that fit his mouth!"
Grant Baynham was having problems tuning his guitar. A banjo player in the audience called out "That's what you get for insulting my banjo earlier on!" Grant stopped what he was doing, and in a condescending voice, pointed out to the heckler... "No. No. No. You've got it all wrong. The object of a heckle is to make ME look stupid...."
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