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Dunc Seeking your Witty Stage Patter! (88* d) RE: Seeking your Witty Stage Patter! 22 Aug 01


I can't remember who said, after a banal comment from a heckler....
Get that man a pair of underpants that fit his mouth!"

Grant Baynham was having problems tuning his guitar. A banjo player in the audience called out "That's what you get for insulting my banjo earlier on!"
Grant stopped what he was doing, and in a condescending voice, pointed out to the heckler...
"No. No. No. You've got it all wrong. The object of a heckle is to make ME look stupid...."


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