Two rednecks decide to make more of their life and go back to school. They arrive the first day and the first one goes into his counselors office and the counselor says well, I think you should start off with English, History and Logic. "Logic? What in tarnation is logic?"

The counselor replies,"I'll give you an example. First, do you own a weedeater?"

Redneck says, "Sure do!".

"Well, if you have a weedeater it's logical that you have a lawn".

"Sure Do!"

"And if you have a lawn, logic tells me that you have a house."

"Wow! That's amazing!!"

"And if you have a house logic says that you might be married."

"Betty Lou!!! Best little wife around!!!!! this is amazing!!!!

"And finally, if you are married, logic tells me that you are heterosexual."

"Well, I certainly am!!!!" I think I'm gonna like this logic thang!!!

The redneck goes out to his friend and tells him, "I'm gonna take English, History and Logic!"

"Logic? What in tarnation is logic???"

First rednect says, "I'll show you, ok, first, do you own a weedeater?"

Second redneck replies, "Nah, not me".

First redneck says, "Well, then you're queer!!"