A fella goes to work in a (ahem) adult novelty store it's his first day so the owner sticks around for awhile just in case he has any questions, after awhile it seems like he has it under control so the owner leaves on some errands. A few customers come in browse for awhile and leave, and then this lovely petite redhead comes in and immediatly walks over to the vibrator display behind the counter. She stands there wide eyed for quite awhile without sayin' anything finally the new guy asks if he can be of assistance,she looks up shyly and says how much for that little white one, he looks at the tag and says that's our $10.00 model, Oh! she says how much for that large black one, he looks and says that's our $25.00 model, um hum she says, and contiues looking suddenly her eyes get really big and she says WOW! how much for the plaid one? The salesman says I'm afraid thats not for sale but if it were, it would cost $75.00. She says thats the one I have to have! after some further conversation he relents and she pays her money and leaves. A little while later the owner comes back from his errands and asks the new guy if he sold anything, the new guy says, well the store didn't make anything yet, but this lady just paid me $75.00 for my Alladin Thermos. ~B~
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