Brandy, a single parent was praying one day, "Dear Lord, I'm a single parent and don't make much money, please if you could, let me win the lottery". She doesn't win and a few weeks later she is praying again, "Lord, please, I've been a good servant, I've lost my job and I don't know how I'll pay my bills, please let me win the lottery," Again she doesn't win and a few weeks later she's praying again, "Lord, why have you not heard my prayers, I've always traveled the moral path, I've always been a good servant, and now I've lost my house, please, please, let me win the lottery!!!!" The sky rumbles and with a crack of thunder the Lord speaks, "Brandy, meet me halfway, buy a ticket!!"
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