I forget, Did Jeb Bush count the votes in Tennessee and Arkansas too?

Next election, make sure your side hands out a few more packs of Marl"Gore"o cigarettes to homeless people, and prints up a few more stacks of registration forms to pass out in each city's jails. And make sure the students at Marquette U. are better organized in 2004! For God's sake, some of them only got to vote 6 or 7 times apiece!

Do all of that and it won't come down to the Supreme Court's 7-2 decision that your candidate's recounting techniques were illegal, or the 5-4 decision that he wouldn't get yet a fourth chance to try to count ballots honestly because the game clock ran out on him after his third attempt.