three of my favourites: 1. The guy who buys some liver and puts it on a plate in the fridge and when next he looks in its wrapped around the milk carton.

2. The guy painting in the bathroom, pours the turps. into the toilet bowl after cleaning the brushes. Proceeds to answer the call of nature by sitting on the bowl and liting up his usual cigarette. Drops the match into the bowl and blows himself off. When the ambulance guys arrive and are carting him down the stairs on a stretcher hear the story they start to laugh and drop him.

3. A guy in bed nude thinks he hears some one downstairs. checks it out - nothing. Hears a noise outside. Gets on all fours to peek under the blind on his all glass front door. His big Alsatian dog come up behind him and with his very cold wet nose investigates the guys rear - sending him shooting through the plate glass.