A feminist Approach to Terrorism?

Simple:

1. Blame all terrorism on men.

2. See terrorism everywhere. At home, at the grocery, at the bank, on the street, on the bus, in the phone booth, at the tanning salon, while reading novels, in the bath, while skiing, you name it. Terrorism by men.

3. Fight back by imitating men. Dress like a man, spit like a man, walk like a man, cuss like a man, try and grow a mustache if possible. One drawback is that you may end up acting so much like a man that other feminists think you ARE a man and ostracize you and blame you for terrorism. This may mean you've taken it just a little too far! There's a fine line between effective feminism and self-defeat, and it takes most of us a while to master the technique, so don't be discouraged, but persevere.

4. Get together in groups with other feminists and discuss the perfidious and disgusting aspects of male terrorism...and men generally.

5. Wear birkenstocks or big clunky workboots, and NEVER shave your legs!

6. Open an art gallery with nothing in it but art by women. The art should be really ugly and modern, not traditional. It should be hard to relate to, so that only the IN people can understand it...or at least pretend to.

7. Start up a traveling musical show with nothing in it but female performers who write their own songs...songs that expose male terrorism in every way possible.

8. Buy an island and don't allow any men on it.

9. Glue down the toilet seats in public toilets with crazy glue, so men can't raise them.

10. Make pitying and snide remarks about the stupidity of male terrorists.

11. Drive an 18 wheeler to the office, and park it so the male workers can't move their cars. That'll make their pitiful little phalluses wilt!

12. Write a best-selling book on how to combat male terrorism on the job, and promote it on TV talk shows.

13. If you are unfortunate enough to have a male child, make sure he grows up with an innate understanding of just how much males have contributed to terrorism in the world.

14. Get even. It isn't easy, it may take a lifetime, but get even. If there is a God, She will reward you. If not, you still got even anyway, and that's what counts.