I've just been prodded sharply by Dai (thank goodness there is only one!) and told to get onto this.
Well, I did have the words to "'Enery's fish & chips" from way back, when Stonnall Players used it in a show; but whether I could find it I don't know ... We're away next week, so there'll be a bit of a wait; and we're moving house soon, so all sorts of things are surfacing and disappearing again--it might bubble its way to the top. "Jellied eels" I don't know, except from a v-e-r-y distant memory. (I ate a bit once: it had a bone in it like one of those nasty spiky caltrop things they used to use to tscatter around to stick in horses' hooves and make 'em lame. Not recommended for swallowing!)