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GUEST,Liz the sqUeAks SeCret SaNtA BS: Secret Santa HINTS THREAD PART THREE (113* d) RE: BS: Secret Santa HINTS THREAD PART THREE 30 Oct 01


mumble mumble mumble...

Look Mrs Nureyev, I can't help it if Rudolf Nureyev is still not home, yes... I know he's on the Bakerloo line still. But if Liz isn't telling what can I do. Old Rudolf is like a gnome possed when he doesn't get his requests answered.

What's that, his pants are fousty... well, he should be okay, I'm guessing he has freshend up in the loos.

oh, hem hem...

HEY! Gnome number two, how's the modelling of the Chocolate covered Sean Connery going for Liz, I know she wanted him in her stocking last year, but I'm trying to go one better...... what's that, Sean won't sit still long enough for it to set...

SEAN... SIT STILL.

Liz, I'm doing my best. Can't promise my plan will work...

Love

Your slighlty stressed and worn out Secret Santa

x




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