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Mudshark1 BS: Musicians who have the bad marriage blue (93* d) RE: BS: Musicians who have the bad marriage blue 04 Nov 01


hey Kendall, If that is true I'm gonna buy a bus this time.My wife was nasty tonight! Bad enough I had to watch my Yankees get creamed.She has been nagging me all day! She's 44 and going through menopause. Wanna try something different?Next time when your in the sack play Brewer and Shipley's Witchi Ti Ti. Honest to God it will act as an Aphrodisiac! It's even better than Ravel's Bolero. You know... in 10 with Bo Derek.Now I don't do drugs but tried a little herb called Yohimbe the other day.Made love....knocked the struts off the headboard clear off.Don't do this too much because it will make you hyper and may elevate your blood pressure a little.On a rare occasion this can be an explosive experience.Remember the wise words of Greg Maddox who pitches for the Braves said "the chicks dig the long ball!!!!".So make it go a looong time!Whenever we can get the luxury of getting to bat!sh sh sh sh sh sh sh shark!




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