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GUEST,Hyperabid - long time no see
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Song Challenge! - Part 80
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RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 80
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26 Jan 02
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Just a brief rejoinder From a long time ex member Aine, Amos, Mbo you'll remember To no real tune I guess as this is to be set To "Sunscreen" by Baz Luhrmann Children of the class of 2002 "Always wear knickers" Be proud of your tight butt Because in later years few will remember what you had then … and many will laugh at what you have now Remember that your fans are divided into equal thirds Those who are proud of and thrilled by your prowess Couch potatoes who watch sports because they are afraid of the sunlight … and those who find female sports titillating but are afraid to buy even a lingerie catalogue Be aware that sad people existed before you They also exist around you And they certainly will exist after you Perhaps more humbling is the fact that they would and could exist without you Enjoy the Power of your Prime Because if an Englishman like me can weep tears of mixed joy and pain When Mohammed Ali lights the Olympic flame He who knocked "our Henry" Cooper down again You'll miss it when it's gone Remember that even though Sir Steve Redgrave won 5 consecutive Olympic golds in an endurance sport Matthew Pinsent might have helped a bit Focus your mind on winning (This next less humorous bit to be mumbled quickly as it always is in our history text books) Like Jessie Owens did in Munich A black man in front of Hitler And don't remember our war as you run harder Try a 6 million Jews – was that in Germany alone? Or 30 million Russians defending their home? (The loud finale) So next time your knickers might ride up your crack Just run for the line … and give the team pants some slack. Hyper Bye all
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