And here's another hilarious one that comes back to me:

DON'T LET THE STARS GET IN YOUR EYEBALLS

Don't let the stars get in your eyes
If you've got water on the brain
Don't light the flame, or you'll be to blame
The spark of love will take your breath
The water starts to streamin'
Your ears will start to steamin'
And you'll percolate yourself to death

Too many nights
Too many stars
Too many knots upon my head (two, three)
Love was in bloom, then she lowered the boom
And now I wish that I was dead
She's got me educated
My eyes are granulated
'Cause she hit me with the sugar bowl

Her teeth were like the stars above
Because they come out ever' night
Her hair so fair, she laid it on a chair
Because I seen it layin' there
I cocked an eye at her
She cocked an eye at me
And we just set there cockeyed as could be

Don't let the stars get in
Your eyeball sockets

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Also in this thread (click).