Home agen home agen jiggety jig. What a week-end. Walkin', drinkin', eatin',singin',2am snackin'(don't ask about the buttered liquorice allsorts or Basset -scone butties,ginger-cake in tomato sauce or the pork-pie bunging horizontal mastication session). Standing up to your knees in muddyquicksandytypestuff and gently sinking as you liberate your hip flask. "was this marked on the map then (swig)?"-------------------"Aye"-------(muddyslurpysinkybloopynoise)--------------"whereabouts?"---(swig,sswwiigg)------------------"where you're standin'"--------------"bugger!"---(swigswigswigswig)------------BLOOP! No clock, no time-table,no beach-master, no worries. Must have been good,can't remember it all. My fellow STARTURDS, Lang may ye bums reak!!
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