Women in B-grade action-adventure movies: a) always dress impractically for the trip b) wear clothes that suffer from severe shrinkage throughout the movie (ie: King Solomon's Mines, for those of us who have had to suffer even partway through the movie) so almost "all" is revealed in the "end"...... c) although these women may be "studious" types, they look like a Playboy center fold (please, no flack that beautiful, well-endowed women can be intelligent.....I happen to be one of them....just joking) d) have long finger nails, wear nine inch stilletos in the jungle, and their mascara never runs e)they sweat in only the most provocative places (suitably revealed by their incredible shrinking clothes) f)always look like they are in a post-coital state of deshabille after a disaster
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