You folks are a twisted lot. I mean that in the best of possible ways, but it's true.
I can only assume that the coolness and Mudcat prestige that is to be gained by agreeing with everything Spaw says is a sort of a cumulative deal, like the charity "donor levels" you see with some non-profits. I suggest the following fee-scale:

Li'l Helper- $5 or less, plus a muted "yeah" whenever Spaw Posts. At the Li'l helper level you get a bumper sticker (blank) and a thank you letter from Cleigh.

Coot Booster- $5-$50, plus an emphatic Amen whenever you see a post from Spaw. At this level you get a year's subscription to Loneliness Weekly and a federally endorsed personal hyegine exemption.

Drone Bee- $50-$500, plus you must actively seek out Spaw's posts in order to write long-winded essays about why Spaw is always right (Unless he's still insisting we should kick Max in the Balls. This level of donation offers a year's stay at the NYCFTTS, and free classes at the Shatner School, as well as Possum-Ass-Blowing Priveleges.

There used to be a "Queen Bee" level of donation, but I've just been informed that nobody qualifies except Spaw himself. If you're interested in contesting the title, please post photos of yourself, in drag, wearing a black and yellow striped body-stocking.

Please send check or money order to the MudWeasel Savings & Loan, in Moss Beach, CA. Large wads of cash also gleefully accepted.

-MW