Speaking of "Courtin' In The Kitchen", as I did a few entries above, started me musing! And hence … COORTIN' WITH TWO KITTENS Come Nordic bach-el-ores and to me pay attention Don't ever mess with whores, they're the devil's own invention We enquired as to the price, it only cost a pittance And therefore in a trice we were coortin' with two kittens With me too-rye-too-rye-aye, with me too-rye-too-rye-addy With me too-rye-too-rye-aye and me too-rye-too-rye-addy It was eighty years ago, my mother entered labour My elder brother, Joe, looked on his bro' with favour And since that fateful day, we've never once been parted And together all the way, we've never yet been thwarted With me too-rye-too-rye-aye, with me too-rye-too-rye-addy With me too-rye-too-rye-aye and me too-rye-too-rye-addy Our house-guests were sublime, built like two fashion models And so, before much time, we set to kiss and cuddle Although long in the tooth, the pair of us were smitten Bowled over, that's the truth, by the coortin' of two kittens With me too-rye-too-rye-aye, with me too-rye-too-rye-addy With me too-rye-too-rye-aye and me too-rye-too-rye-addy It was on and off the bed and round and round the house, sir A flash of firm, young leg and a bit of mouth-to-mouth, sir I felt so energised - 'tween my teeth I had the bit in - By the sight of long white thighs as we coorted with two kittens With me too-rye-too-rye-aye, with me too-rye-too-rye-addy With me too-rye-too-rye-aye and me too-rye-too-rye-addy The miles upon our clocks began to tell a tale, sir The girls began to mock as our stamina did fail, sir "I must now respose, it would be far more fittin' Than rippin' off the clothes and coortin' with two kittens" With me too-rye-too-rye-aye, with me too-rye-too-rye-addy With me too-rye-too-rye-aye and me too-rye-too-rye-addy We're in the land of Nod; the girls go on a spree, sir I vow unto my God such a sight you'll never see, sir They robbed we brothers blind, every furnishin' and fittin' There was damn all left behind after coortin' with two kittens With me too-rye-too-rye-aye, with me too-rye-too-rye-addy With me too-rye-too-rye-aye and me too-rye-too-rye-addy Me wallet it was cleaned, me biscuit tin was robbed, sir I'm sure those lovebirds preened at the thought of such a job, sir Never more again, will I let meself be bitten No more I'll play the game of coortin' with two kittens With me too-rye-too-rye-aye, with me too-rye-too-rye-addy With me too-rye-too-rye-aye and me too-rye-too-rye-addy
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