Wunderbar, Amos! All ze good citizens of Trotlsdorf vish to giff you zer congradulashuns on ziss auspicious occasion! Trotlsdorf iss ze town in vich iss located ze famous castle uff Schloss Bumpsenhausen in vich iss ze biggest library uff vorks by famous psychoanalysts like Freud, Jung, und Liebenscheiss. Ve haff noticed zat you haff a really goot apreziation uff Herr Liebenscheiss und haff served as his Norse American sponsor, vee might say. Ziss iss goot! Really goot! Vee are all getting very drunk und singing songs for you tonight. Ja! Long liff Amos und long liff Liebenscheiss!
Ooooompa! Oooompa! Oooom-pa-pa! Ooooompa! Oooompa! Oooom-pa-pa!
(*sound uff much cheering und yelling in beckground*)
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