Hey, come on Joe, don't make light of this, Jesus was an orthodox Jew, a Rabbi, and as such would be eating strictly Kosher food.

VERY IMPORTANT: Do not put both meat and dairy products on the table at the same time. If you are serious about this, separate meat and dairy dishes by a couple of hours at least.

Don't serve any hog products, Lobsters, crabbs etc
Rump cuts of beef are reserved for the Rabbi.

Vegetables, bread and cakes (that do not contain milk) grains, tea, coffee (without milk or cream if served with meat) soft drinks, wine, other alcoholic beverages can be served at anytime.

During Jesus' time, these rules were health precautions. Today, among Orthox Jews, because God has not seen fit to change these rules, they are a matter of faith.

Menu?, Chicken soup, fish, meat and vegetable dishes ( Kosher Frankfurters would be fine. Sugggest Nathan's or Hebrew National cold cuts, etc.) Wine, Tea, coca cola, cream soda beer.) O.K.

If you are sincere, this is very serious stuff.