which reminds me of the story about Sunday School Class. The instructor is asking each 7 yr old where he or she thinks God is.
" And Mary, where do you think God is?" asks the teacher. "Oh, I think God id in the sky and the sun and the moon and the stars," replies little Mary. And the instructor asks little Timmy, "Where do you think God is today, Timmy?" "That's easy!" answers Timmy, "He's in my bathroom at home!" The teacher, surprised asks, "Why on earth do you think God is in your bathroom, Timmy?" " Well, every morning my Dad
goes to the bathroom door, knocks real hard and says, "Jesus Christ, are you STILL in there?"