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Allan

Of course I love ya darling
You're a bloody top notch bird
And when I say ya gorgish
I mean every single word

So ya bum is on the big side
I don't mind a bit of flab
It means when I'm ready
There's something there to grab

So your belly ain't flat no more
I tell ya, I don't care
So long as when I cuddle ya
I can get my arms around there

No sheila who is your age
Has round, perky breasts
They just gave into gravity
But I know ya did your best

I'm telling ya the truth now
I never tell ya lies
I think it's very sexy
That youv got dimples on ya thighs


I swear on me nanna's grave now
The moment that we met
You was as good
as I was ever gonna get.

No matter what ya look like
I'll always love ya dear
Now shut up while the footys on
And get me another beer!!!!