The Devil: Well Dubya, because of your actions you must spend eternity in Hell. But because Cheney and Rumsfeld forced you to do bad things, I'm going to give you three choices of punishment. Behind each of these doors is an option. Choose carefully.

Door number one opens and Dubya sees Richard Nixon endlessly diving into water for sunken treasure, but coming up empty handed. He's terribly frustrated.

Dubya: Hmmmm I'm not much of a swimmer, I think I'll pass on that one.

Behind the next door, Tony Blair is endlessly breaking rocks with a sledge hammer.

Dubya: Unh, unh, I've got a bum shoulder. What else is there?

In the third room he sees the naked Bill Clinton spread-eagled and manacled on the floor with Monica Lewinsky kneeling over him and doing what she became famous for.

Dubya: Welllll...I think I'll go for this room.

The Devil: OK Monica, your replacement's here, you're free to go.

Richard L