I knew an old feller and his name was Bill
    He lived on top of Garbage Hill
    He never took a wash and he never will
    Oo, yuk, dirty old Bill.

    Oh I went to San Francisco and I walked around the block
    I walked right into a donut shop
    I pulled a donut out of the case
    And I handed the woman a 5 cent piece

    Well she looked at the nickel and she looked at me
    She said "This nickel is no use to me,
    There's a hole in the middle and it goes right through."
    Says I "There's a hole in the donut too!"

Posted by Splott Man, 27 Feb 2008 in the alternative lyrics to turkey in the straw thread.

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