The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #172676 Message #4180807
Posted By: and e
06-Sep-23 - 05:57 PM
Thread Name: Lyr Add: I Love My Wife / I Love My Gal (Bawdy)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: I Love My Wife / I Love My Gal (Bawdy)
One night in gay Paree I paid five francs to see A great big fat lady Tatooed from head to knee And on her jaw was a British Man-o-war On her back was the Union Jack, so I paid five francs more And up and down her spine Was the Royal Engineers in line And on her lilly white t*ts, t*ts, t*ts Were a fleet of battle ships, ships, ships On her fanny, was Jolsen singin' "MAAAMEEE" How I love her, Oh I love her And I love my mother in law.
I love my mother in law though she's nothing but a *' old whore She nags me day and night I can't do * all right She's bald, she's bandy But she makes my c*ck feel randy! How I love her, How I love her How I love my Mother-in-law
I love my wife (yes I do, Yes I do) I love her dearly I love the hole She p*sses through. I love her t*ts (tiddley its, tiddley its) And her big brown a*sehole I'd eat her sh*t with a rusty spoon (rusty spoon, rusty spoon)
She's bald, she's bandy But she makes my c*ck feel randy! How I love her, How I love her How I love my Mother-in-law!