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Put words to songs where words to Trump songs need to go - the Trump songs thread. I'll save the duplication and move the most recent one there.

Go outside and work in your garden. Play music. Clean your house. DON'T WATCH THE NEWS IT WILL MAKE YOU CRAZY. No one knows anything until really late tonight to begin with.

Another pro-tip, from Rachel Maddow: Don't drink. Getting sloshed to watch the results isn't good for anyone. You need a clear head to understand what you're seeing (and to understand that you're not going to see the results likely until tomorrow at the soonest if everything runs perfectly, and a bit longer if states take their time counting.) I found a nice brand of Scotch but that is in anticipation of Harris winning and when the final AP call is made. (AP isn't the same as the governors and the federal government, but they're pretty darned good at what they do. I posted a link to it a couple of weeks ago if you want to go look for it.)