anyway..I'm looking...I will re-copy them from listening to the album if LaMarca doesn't beat me to it......(maybe I will develop some better habits from my efforts at participating in this group..)

ON THE AMAZON
(Don McLean...United Artists-UAS 5651 1972)

There's a danger zone—not a stranger zone
Than the little plot I walk on that I call my home.
For an eerie sight—weird and scary sight—...
Every vicious animal that creeps and crawls and bites

On the Amazon, the prophylactics prowl
On the Amazon, the hypodermics howl—
On the Amazon, you'll hear a scarab scowl.
and sting—Zodiacs on the wing

On the Amazon, the pax vobiscum bite...
On the Amazon. the epiglottis fight
On the Amazon, the hemispheres at night all slink...
Where the Agnostics drink..

On The Amazon
Sung by Don McLean
Words by Clifford Grey and Greatrex Newman, music by Vivian Ellis
From 1927 British musical, "Mr. Cinders"

[Gm]There's a danger [D7]zone, [Gm]not a stranger [D7sus4]zone [D+] [D]
[Gm]Than [Gm7]the little [Cm7]plot I walk [Cm6] on [A7-9]that I [A7-5]call [A7]my [D7]home.
[Gm]Full of eerie [D7]sights, [Gm]weird and skeerie [D7sus4]sights [D+] [D]
[Gm]Ev'ry vicious [Cm7]animal [Cm6] that [A7-9]]creeps and [D7]crawls and [Gm7]bites.

[D7]On the [G]Amazon [Em7] the prophy-[Am7]lactics [D7]prowl,
On the [G]Amazon [Em7] the hypo-[Am7]dermics [D7]howl,
On the [G]Amazon [Em7] you'll hear a [Am6]scarab [D7]scowl
And [G]sting, [E7] [Am7]zodiacs [A7-5]on the [D7]wing.
All the [G]stalactites [Em7] and vicious [Am7]verte-[D7]brae
Hunt the [G]stalagmites [Em7] while laryn-[Am7]gitis [D7]slay
All the [G]parasites [Em7] that come from [Am6]Paraguay in [Am7]Spring...[D7]mmmmmm
[Dm7-Gbass]Snarling [C]equinox a-[Cm]mong the rocks will [G]seize [F#] [F] [E]you,
[E7]And the [A7]Fahrenheit comes [Am]out at night to [D9]freeze you.
[D7]Wild du-[G]odenum [Em7] are lurking [Am7]in the [D7]trees
And the [G]jungle swarms [Em7] with green a-[Am6]postro-[D7]phes.
Oh, the [G]Amazon [Em] is [Am7]call-[D7]ing [G]me. [C#dim] [Am7]

On the Amazon the pax vobiscum bite,
On the Amazon the epiglottis fight,
On the Amazon the hemispheres at night all slink,
Where the agnostics drink.
All the hippodromes that lie concealed in mud
Join the metronomes that live in swamp and flood;
Then the kodachromes come out and drink their blood,
Poor ginks.
While velocipedes among the weeds will scare you,
And the menopause with hungry jaws ensnares you.
Frenzied adenoids infest the hills and slopes,
Ev'ry one avoids the deadly stethoscopes.
Oh, the [G]Amazon [Em] is [Am7]call-[D7]ing,
Yes, the [G]Amazon [Em]is [Am7call-[D7]ing,
Oh, the [G]Amazon [Em] is [Am7]call-[D7]ing [G]me.

Cheers Raggytash

Narcisissma - Don McLean

Narcisissma, Narcisissma is the pride of Pomona,
Pomona, Pomona says she looks like me.
But she will look like you when I'm set free.

Narcisissma, Narcisissma is the belle of Biloxi,
Biloxi, Biloxi says she's not your kind
But Narcisissma gives me peace of mind.

She's got no braids in the inkwell, no money on the prize.
Ain't got no boyfriend behind her that she can't hypnotize.
And if you wanna see yourself without delusions or delies.
All you do is just look into her eyes.

Narcisissma, Narcisissma has no pride or delusions,
Delusions, delusions make me turn my face
But Narcisissma let's me find my place.

She's got no grudges, no crutches, no pigment and no peeves.
No cryers, no pliers, no liars and no sleeves.
And she will always tell you every thing that she believes.
She's got no belly button too, no high heeled shoe.

Narcisissma, Narcisissma is the pride of Pomona,
Pomona, Pomona says she looks like me.
But she will look like you when I'm set free.

Well everybody's lookin' like they're s'posed to
But nobody's lookin' very good.
So when you find somebody to get close to
Well don't you think you should?

Narcisissma, Narcisissma loves to thrill and delight me,
Delight me, delight me and I'll never quit
'Cause Narcisissma knows just where I fit.

She's got no tight draws, locked doors, nothin' on the side.
Ain't got no skin flaws, in-laws, nothin' left to hide.
And if you need a new location where you'll best be satisfied
You might prefer, to fall in love with her

Narcisissma, Narcisissma is the pride of Pomona,
Pomona, says she looks like me.
But she will look like you when I'm set free.