Subject: RE: BS: Songs for Cats...Corrrrrrrr. From: English Jon Date: 15 Jun 01 - 10:47 AM Corrrrr. yorabit bleedin' posh arntchoo artie! corrr. sertunlee got the meszher of yor huming tho! heheheheheh! Corrrrrr.. |
Subject: RE: BS: Songs for Cats...Corrrrrrrr. From: Sorcha Date: 15 Jun 01 - 10:44 AM Nobody has mentioned an entire musical called "Cats".....too easy, I guess. |
Subject: RE: BS: Songs for Cats...Corrrrrrrr. From: GUEST,Artie on the windowsill Date: 15 Jun 01 - 10:39 AM I took my revenge on my person when she took me to be "neutered", as the humans say: I made sure one of my 'bollocks' did not "drop", so she had to pay a higher fee to have the job done (heh heh heh).
But I must say that, as a feline of delicate aspect ( to use the disgusting term that humans do, I was the "runt" of my litter), it pleases me not to deign to engage in clawticuffs with those hulking, brutish toms who are so unrefined as to "mark" their meager territory while I have an entire human abode at my disposal! Therefore I've come to terms with my person on the subject of the unfortunate "neutering" incident, and she is of course my devoted servant for life.
Now, if you'll pardon me, I must once again go through the motions of refusing her latest offering. Ah, the rigorous duties of lordship....
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Subject: RE: BS: Songs for Cats...Corrrrrrrr. From: English Jon Date: 15 Jun 01 - 09:41 AM Corrrr... most ungruntled mate. corrrr.... |
Subject: RE: BS: Songs for Cats...Corrrrrrrr. From: Gervase Date: 15 Jun 01 - 09:39 AM Funny that - I think Teabag is still not entirely gruntled at losing his bollocks either, which is why he knocks nine bells out of my feet. Can't say I blame him, though. |
Subject: RE: BS: Songs for Cats...Corrrrrrrr. From: English Jon Date: 15 Jun 01 - 09:33 AM SHITSHITSHITSHITSHIT! CORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! STOPITNOW-CORRILLGETCHOOOO! NUFFWIDABOLLOXFING! CORRRRRRRRRRR! EJC |
Subject: RE: BS: Songs for Cats...Corrrrrrrr. From: pavane Date: 15 Jun 01 - 09:30 AM My version is closer to the original rhyme |
Subject: RE: BS: Songs for Cats...Corrrrrrrr. From: Gervase Date: 15 Jun 01 - 09:27 AM The version I remember was (and cover your ears, Teabag*):
Little boy kneels at the foot of the stairs, |
Subject: RE: BS: Songs for Cats...Corrrrrrrr. From: English Jon Date: 15 Jun 01 - 09:11 AM Corrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! shitshitshit. I'lll getchooooo! Corrrrr! shit! corrrrr! Bledin' kristufarobbinhsssss. corrrrrrrrr. shit. English Jon's Cat |
Subject: RE: BS: Songs for Cats...Corrrrrrrr. From: pavane Date: 15 Jun 01 - 09:00 AM And a snippet of parody:
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Subject: RE: BS: Songs for Cats...Corrrrrrrr. From: English Jon Date: 15 Jun 01 - 08:09 AM yes and no Jim, in that order. JL |
Subject: RE: BS: Songs for Cats...Corrrrrrrr. From: Bat Goddess Date: 15 Jun 01 - 07:57 AM A cat song that did NOT get on the Garrison Keiler cat song CD is "Cat-town Races," which was on A Prairie Home Companion in the very early '80s. Anyone have the words? I learned the "All Around My Hat" parody from Judy Cook: "I'm going to kill my cat And smother him with my pillow. He pissed upon my hat And for that he has to pay. But I'm not in to cruelty So when I'm through dissecting it I'm going to send the pieces to the ASPCA." I last sang it after a spate of "Don't Pet the Dog," "Please Send My Dog Home, Uncle Sam," and a host of others of that ilk. Bat Goddess |
Subject: RE: BS: Songs for Cats...Corrrrrrrr. From: Jim Cheydi Date: 15 Jun 01 - 07:49 AM Could well be. Will there be beer and loose women do you think? JC |
Subject: RE: BS: Songs for Cats...Corrrrrrrr. From: Mike Byers Date: 15 Jun 01 - 07:48 AM A few years ago, I wrote a piece called "Reilly's Cat." You can find it at www.ravenglass.org; click on "diversions" at the bottom of the front page and then on "poetry". I never put it to music, but anyone who's so inclinded is free to have a go at it. |
Subject: RE: BS: Songs for Cats...Corrrrrrrr. From: English Jon Date: 15 Jun 01 - 07:39 AM Welcome to Mudcaffoo, Jim up for the w/e in Berks then? Loomwa |
Subject: RE: BS: Songs for Cats...Corrrrrrrr. From: Jim Cheydi Date: 15 Jun 01 - 07:35 AM Hey dude! Moggy would a-courting go? |
Subject: RE: BS: Songs for Cats...Corrrrrrrr. From: pavane Date: 15 Jun 01 - 07:10 AM There's always the ?rugby song 'Cats on the rooftop' to the tune of John Peel. I can only remember the chorus, and that is 'words objectionable' as they used to say |
Subject: RE: BS: Songs for Cats...Corrrrrrrr. From: English Jon Date: 15 Jun 01 - 07:09 AM Hallo Jim! |
Subject: RE: BS: Songs for Cats...Corrrrrrrr. From: GUEST,The Real Jim Cheydi's pet viper Date: 15 Jun 01 - 07:04 AM ....and it's got a real problem with gender identity!! |
Subject: RE: BS: Songs for Cats...Corrrrrrrr. From: English Jon Date: 15 Jun 01 - 05:47 AM My cat was called Molly - the cat that evil bitch woman took from me, along with my house and a few other things. Arhghghghghghggh. corrrrr shit. It was named after the East-Anglian folk dance style! EJ |
Subject: RE: BS: Songs for Cats...Corrrrrrrr. From: Diva Date: 15 Jun 01 - 05:38 AM Well my cat Molly..the famous singing mudcat...loves the Mollymauk song as sung by Micca and Jacko and others. |
Subject: RE: BS: Songs for Cats...Corrrrrrrr. From: Charley Noble Date: 14 Jun 01 - 06:15 PM I'm still bitter that my contribution to Garrison Keiller's collection was rejected, and that I can no longer find the lyrics. It was entitled "There are No Hairballs in Heaven" to the tune of "The Lightning Express." It's gone, solid gone...There's that great British children's book called "The Ship's Cat", all in verse about this piratical feline. |
Subject: RE: BS: Songs for Cats...Corrrrrrrr. From: GUEST,beadie Date: 14 Jun 01 - 12:36 PM It's not entirely about a cat, but check out Hoyt Axton's song "Della and the Dealer" [and a dog named Jake and a cat named Kalamazoo]. Its on the digitrad d-base. |
Subject: RE: BS: Songs for Cats...Corrrrrrrr. From: GUEST,Artie on the windowsill Date: 14 Jun 01 - 10:31 AM My person has a friend named Akire Bubar who has a demo tape that includes the song, "Throw Your Cat Away". She's at www.akire.com
My person says the song is funny, but I am NOT amused.
And I hate this food I loved yesterday. Mommmm! Feed me something else! Artie |
Subject: Lyr Add: CAT FARTS From: Áine Date: 14 Jun 01 - 10:25 AM I just can't believe that you 'old time' 'Catters haven't told English Jon about this song and the wonderful, classic BS: Cat Farts thread:
CAT FARTS -- Áine |
Subject: RE: BS: Songs for Cats...Corrrrrrrr. From: English Jon Date: 14 Jun 01 - 08:13 AM Corrrrrr....shit. Bleedin' pijinz. corrrrrr. I'll gettum. English Jon's Cat
Thanks Gervase! EJ |
Subject: Lyr Add: THE CAT THAT ROAMED From: Gervase Date: 14 Jun 01 - 08:02 AM A belated addition (I sing this to my cat as a dire warning. Particularly when his farts get too bad):
THE CAT THAT ROAMED
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Subject: RE: BS: Songs for Cats...Corrrrrrrr. From: guest(intruder-inactive) Date: 22 Feb 01 - 07:33 AM and kilban's love to eat dem mousies mousies what i love to eat bite they tiny heads off nibble on they little feet had the cartoon somewhere cat in a coffeehouse with a sixstring singin' away |
Subject: RE: BS: Songs for Cats...Corrrrrrrr. From: English Jon Date: 22 Feb 01 - 04:01 AM Corrr yeahh. Dat is a Kool Catsonggg. Corrr.. Tomcat Bloooz. Yeahhh. Corrrr. Fank's a lot Sarah2. EJC |
Subject: Lyr Add: TOMCAT TROUBLE (Tim Henderson) From: Sarah2 Date: 21 Feb 01 - 10:57 PM Tomcat Trouble by Tim Henderson
Tomcat trouble on an old porch swing;
Chorus:
Tomcat trouble on a moonlit night
Chorus
Tomcat trouble, hey, what do I see?
Chorus
Tomcat trouble; hell, that's what he's for: Chorus *** (It's very bluesy and cat cool sounding) Sarah |
Subject: RE: BS: Songs for Cats...Corrrrrrrr. From: GUEST,morgan of killicrankie Date: 21 Feb 01 - 02:55 PM people get silly always silly people stupid cats know right stuff eat sleep fight mate sometimes play watch small animal and catch it lie in sunbeam or near hot fireplace find best cushion every time ask cats they know best song is made up on the spot like a howl to all the world make your own song sing it they don't like it/ what do they know/ morgan |
Subject: RE: BS: Songs for Cats...Corrrrrrrr. From: Bert Date: 21 Feb 01 - 12:16 PM To the tune of "The Girl I left Behind Me" A white cat sitting on a black cat's tail and the black cat said 'cor blimey' If you stick your nose right up my arse you won't be far behind me. |
Subject: RE: BS: Songs for Cats...Corrrrrrrr. From: GUEST,bekintex@swbell.net Date: 21 Feb 01 - 12:15 PM Wonderful CD is "BEDLAM CATS" by Cynthia McQUillan and I can't recall who else. I love "OVERFLOWING CATBOX BLUES." |
Subject: RE: BS: Songs for Cats...Corrrrrrrr. From: Mr Red Date: 21 Feb 01 - 11:59 AM Eric Bogle (I assume Somebody's Moggy = Nobody's Moggy) claims that the song had its genesis in the long drives across Oz to gigs and the large number of run-over feral felines converted to dried flatcats. Indeed he claims to hold the world cat frisbee record. |
Subject: RE: BS: Songs for Cats...Corrrrrrrr. From: Wolfgang Date: 21 Feb 01 - 04:09 AM Enter 'cat' in the DT search and you'll get 100+ hits. And don't forget also to enter 'moggy' or otherwise you'd miss the beautiful Nobody's moggy now. Wolfgang |
Subject: RE: BS: Songs for Cats...Corrrrrrrr. From: English Jon Date: 21 Feb 01 - 03:51 AM Corrrrrr... is a noize that a Cat makez wen it is finkin very 'ard about somefink. It iz a kind of phisolophical type of purrrringe. Corrrr. English Jon's Cat ++++++++ Jon would like to ask: Has anyone got lyrics for Body in the bag? (Corrr Blimey indeed). I'll have a look in DT in a minute. Cheers, Jon |
Subject: RE: BS: Songs for Cats...Corrrrrrrr. From: Hawker Date: 21 Feb 01 - 02:30 AM Our old cat is rather fond of CAT Stephens whilst the kittens prefer to listen to CATatonia - and TOM Jones...especially What's new PUSSYCAT Whoaaaaahwhooooaaaawhaoooooo - o!!!!! ROFL Lucy |
Subject: RE: BS: Songs for Cats...Corrrrrrrr. From: katlaughing Date: 21 Feb 01 - 01:16 AM corrr blimey! |
Subject: RE: BS: Songs for Cats...Corrrrrrrr. From: Matt_R Date: 20 Feb 01 - 11:40 PM What is this corrrr thing? |
Subject: RE: BS: Songs for Cats...Corrrrrrrr. From: Little Hawk Date: 20 Feb 01 - 11:25 PM "Ring Tail Tom" is a good one. Rick Fielding sang it the other night, and I hadn't heard it in 35 years! - LH |
Subject: RE: BS: Songs for Cats...Corrrrrrrr. From: GUEST,Roll&Go-C Date: 20 Feb 01 - 03:11 PM Then there's always "I'm Gonna Drown Me Cat", the parody of "All Around My Hat;" it's somewhere in the Archieves. |
Subject: RE: BS: Songs for Cats...Corrrrrrrr. From: Bert Date: 20 Feb 01 - 01:55 PM Is no one going to mention "Alley Cat" - Dum ta da dee dum dum dum dum. |
Subject: RE: BS: Songs for Cats...Corrrrrrrr. From: MMario Date: 20 Feb 01 - 12:18 PM Songs about Cats
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Subject: RE: BS: Songs for Cats...Corrrrrrrr. From: AllisonA(Animaterra) Date: 20 Feb 01 - 12:09 PM Didn't Garrison Keillor have a cd of songs for your cat? |
Subject: RE: BS: Songs for Cats...Corrrrrrrr. From: Naemanson Date: 20 Feb 01 - 11:27 AM Oscar Brand released an album (I Like Cats) that was all songs about cats. Cheryl Wheeler included a song about her cats (Meow) on her album Sylvia Hotel. Then there are the traditional ones like The Body In The Bag and The Cat Came Back. I like Sam The Skull. Is there a tune out there for it? |
Subject: RE: BS: Songs for Cats...Corrrrrrrr. From: English Jon Date: 20 Feb 01 - 10:51 AM Corrrrrr. dat wud depend on wever you are a lady kat or a chappy cat of de bollocular persasion. corrrr. Either way I don' fink it is polite to sing about da bollox of da cat. corrrr. Damn Vett. Corrr. I'll gettim. EJC |
Subject: RE: BS: Songs for Cats...Corrrrrrrr. From: Ella who is Sooze Date: 20 Feb 01 - 10:46 AM mmmeeeeroooowallll mrrrppp.... bollockssssss.... whassssss them then - am I meant to have them mrp mrp? Monty roooooowoolllllwal |
Subject: RE: BS: Songs for Cats...Corrrrrrrr. From: MMario Date: 20 Feb 01 - 10:43 AM well - there is Tortoise-shell ; Persian Kitty ; Senor Don Gato to name a few... |
Subject: RE: BS: Songs for Cats...Corrrrrrrr. From: English Jon Date: 20 Feb 01 - 10:31 AM Corrrrr. I don' fink dat sort of fing should be commememeratered in the tradition, reeeeely. corrrr. In fact, the less said about da whole bollox fing, the better. I fink. Corrrrrrrrrrrrrr. English Jon's Cat
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Subject: RE: BS: Songs for Cats...Corrrrrrrr. From: Malcolm Douglas Date: 20 Feb 01 - 10:31 AM Sam The Skull |
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