Happy Birthday Jacqui!

Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui!
From: MBSLynne
Date: 15 Aug 07 - 02:38 AM

I've been waiting for the right day to post.

Happy birthday Jacqui!!!!!!!! Lots more of them.

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Love Lynne

Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui!
From: catspaw49
Date: 15 Aug 07 - 12:14 AM

Well she deserves something now and again after putting up with Kendall............

Spaw

Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui!
From: SINSULL
Date: 15 Aug 07 - 12:09 AM

or you're just a hopeless sweetie who wanted to be the first to wish Jacqui a happy birthday.
AHHHHHH

Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui!
From: catspaw49
Date: 15 Aug 07 - 12:08 AM

Probably because I have no life and a brain addled from year of exposure to obnoxious and annoying gizmos...................

Spaw

Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui!
From: SINSULL
Date: 15 Aug 07 - 12:02 AM

Damn it, Spaw - you beat me to it.
Happy Birthday, Jacqui!

Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui!
From: catspaw49
Date: 15 Aug 07 - 12:01 AM

HA!!!

I have arrived as the FIRST to make it official.......So the rest of y'all can just fuggov!!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JACQUI !!!

Spaw

Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui!
From: Mrs.Duck
Date: 14 Aug 07 - 05:53 PM

Well now its almost upon us I hope you have a very happy day, Jacqui! love Jane and Geoff

Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui!
From: SINSULL
Date: 14 Aug 07 - 10:08 AM

And the countdown continues...

Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui!
From: jacqui.c
Date: 13 Aug 07 - 09:52 PM

And me you Deb.

Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui!
From: DebC
Date: 13 Aug 07 - 08:50 PM

Jacqui!!! We share the same birthday!! I'll be thinking of you.

Deb Cowan

Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui!
From: Herga Kitty
Date: 13 Aug 07 - 08:36 PM

Just got back from Sidmouth and Dartmoor today, so relieved to hear it's not too late to wish you happy birthday!

Kitty

Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui!
From: SINSULL
Date: 13 Aug 07 - 07:58 PM

Poor Micca - he doesn't know about the new set.

Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui!
From: Micca
Date: 13 Aug 07 - 07:51 PM

At Least, Jacqui, thank your stars that there is NO CHANCE that anyone will equal, never mind surpass, the infamous "Champagne Flutes" of blessed memory!!!! that haunt me to this day

Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui!
From: Becca72
Date: 13 Aug 07 - 06:45 PM

You shouldn't leave your car unlocked in South Portland...someone might get you back for the glass leopard print purse sculpture whatever-the-hell-it-was that was gifted at the beginning of the year.   





Not that I know a thing about the gift on the front seat, mind you...

Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui!
From: jacqui.c
Date: 13 Aug 07 - 10:27 AM

Blush!!!!!!!!

Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui!
From: SINSULL
Date: 13 Aug 07 - 10:15 AM

I tease her unmercifully but it's true, Jacqui is one of the kindest people I know. She tempers it with magnificent common sense - a rare combination. Kendall was very lucky to find her. And she was lucky to meet her match. A formidable pair!

Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui!
From: Hawker
Date: 13 Aug 07 - 09:53 AM

A Very Happy Birthday to one of the kindest catters I know. Hope its a good one
Love, Lucy

Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui!
From: Alba
Date: 13 Aug 07 - 09:04 AM

Two days to go Jacqui and counting....*smile*
Lots of Love as always,
Jude

Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui!
From: MMario
Date: 13 Aug 07 - 09:00 AM

Hippo Birdies!

Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui!
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 12 Aug 07 - 09:30 PM

Whoo Hoo...

Cough, Hack, Hack, Hack....

Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui!
From: jacqui.c
Date: 12 Aug 07 - 08:38 PM

We went to Kendall's grandson's birthday party today, came out to the car to find a parcel and card on my seat. I THINK I know who put them there but, being a good girl, I'm waiting until Wednesday to open them. I have a feeling that the hideobillia has started to arrive.....

Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui!
From: Bobert
Date: 12 Aug 07 - 07:38 PM

If you all wonderin' what the Capt'n conjured up for his bride's B-day, there is a hint in the "Liposuction" thread..

(Wink, wink...)

B~

Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui!
From: bfdk
Date: 12 Aug 07 - 06:48 PM

I've heard disturbing rumours... :o))

I'm not spilling any beans, mind @(* o *)@

Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui!
From: ranger1
Date: 12 Aug 07 - 03:47 PM

Yet...

Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui!
From: SINSULL
Date: 12 Aug 07 - 02:52 PM

Jacqui was gifted with a cake, a box of birthday candles from her grandson, Lewis, and a personal bottle of champagne at the Jed Marum concert. So the festivities have begun! (and there have been no hideobilia additions. Even the cake was normal.)

Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui!
From: autolycus
Date: 12 Aug 07 - 12:30 PM

Happy birthday for wednesday - btw, the 60s are even better than the 50s.

   and <<<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>> , don't see why the women should be the only ones.





       Ivor

Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui!
From: kendall
Date: 12 Aug 07 - 12:01 PM

Dani, what are you implying?

Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui!
From: gnu
Date: 11 Aug 07 - 08:03 PM

So, Kendall... what's on the go for Jac's birdday... roast turkey scoff?

Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui!
From: GUEST,Dani
Date: 11 Aug 07 - 07:06 PM

Happy Birthday, Jacqui. Anyone who can love/keep Kendall the way you do would be a treasure even if she weren't already one in her own right, which you most assuredly are.

Celebrate well ; )

Dani

Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui!
From: kendall
Date: 11 Aug 07 - 03:14 PM

We have had 24 turkeys in our back yard. 4 adults and 20 chicks. I feed them cracked corn, and I swear you can see them grow.

Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui!
From: bfdk
Date: 11 Aug 07 - 02:13 PM

Whaaaat, Birthday again? 35 and a few months would be it, wouldn't it? ;-)

Sorry, I can't send you a squeaking rubber turkey or anything else along those lines, but here's a few turkeys to keep you smiling, anyroads :o))

Have a grand b'day and many more to come!

With the very best wishes,

Bente

Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui!
From: Janie
Date: 10 Aug 07 - 10:30 PM

((((((((((((((((((((((((((Birthday Hug))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

And many more!

xxoo,

Janie

Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui!
From: Sandra in Sydney
Date: 10 Aug 07 - 10:16 PM

lotsa' birfday greetings from t'otherside of the world.

sandra

wow! google ads for 'Free email birthday cards' - Amazing backgrounds. effects and 'Turkey Weather' - get a full weather report for ...

ratzes, I'll never know if they have turkey backgrounds & you won't either, cos I wouldn't dream of sending one! and what is Turkey Weather? a weather report for tourists or hunters?

Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui!
From: SINSULL
Date: 10 Aug 07 - 08:46 PM

More like the ship's owner, Dean.

Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui!
From: frogprince
Date: 10 Aug 07 - 08:26 PM

A Very Happy Birthday to the Captain's Mate, from Michigan
                            Dean

Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui!
From: Bobert
Date: 10 Aug 07 - 08:05 PM

Danged... How'd I get found out...

(I told you that you was a friggin' moron but would you listen to me??? Nah, you jus' went on and on about how smart yer dumbass hillbilly self was... You know, with that not signin' yer name at the end... You are dumber than a box of creek rocks, Secret Admirer...)

Nevermind...

Hey, Jacqui... That was me... You know... Bobert... If Kendall hadn't stuck is harpoon into this you never woulda guessed it but you know how he is...

BTW, I heard it was yer Birthday... Have a great one an'...

... after the Capt'n passes out 'round 8:30 let's go down to Frankie's... I'll buy...

Bobert

Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui!
From: jacqui.c
Date: 10 Aug 07 - 07:50 PM

He called me a lady!

Bobert my love, be careful or I might take you up on that invite at the Getaway......

Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui!
From: kendall
Date: 10 Aug 07 - 07:48 PM

Go ahead, he might benefit from an evening with a lady who could teach him the English language. :-)

Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui!
From: Bobert
Date: 10 Aug 07 - 07:43 PM

And a happiest of all of 'um from yer secret admirer...

(Ahhhh, Bobert... You ain't smart 'nuff to change yer name to GUEST so she knows it's you...)

No, she doesn't...

(Ahhhh, Bobert, you moron, of course she does...)

Hey, not if I don't sign off as Bobert, then she won't have a clue...

(Yeah, okay...)

So, baby, seein' as it's yer B-Day, how 'bout givin' the Capt'n his milk and cookies, say nightie-night to him and then me an' you go down to Frankie's fir a soda???

Yer Secret Admirer (is that spelled right???)

Subject: RE:Morse over a Happy 60th Birthday Jacqui!
From: Severn
Date: 10 Aug 07 - 02:59 PM

Turkeys, eh? Wattle you DO with them all? You'll be a veritable "Hedda Gobbler" (or whatever that play was--Henry Gibson, right? I think he recited it on Laugh-In once.....)


...Anyway, Wild Turkeys couldn't drag me away from wishing you a happy entry into the "adult" version of The Sixties.




Severn

Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui!
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 10 Aug 07 - 02:35 PM

Best wishes for a great Birthday Jacqui,from Mike at GainbsboroughFC.

Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui!
From: gnu
Date: 10 Aug 07 - 01:19 PM

YO! DARLIN!!!!

Live long and die happy!

Hey, it ain't original, but, this may be the only thread that I get a chance to say it in.

Drink lots of cold water and walk slow.

Gary

Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui!
From: Barry Finn
Date: 10 Aug 07 - 12:33 PM

Happy Birthday jacqui, with all the gifts you'll be getting it'll almos' be like opin seeson on Morses up thair. Have a happy day

Barry

Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui!
From: SINSULL
Date: 10 Aug 07 - 12:12 PM

Retraction: Mrs. Morse is not collecting turkeys, nautili (gilded, gelded or otherwise). I am not sure about metal garden statues especially of the flamingo pursuasion but she can verify that. She will however be turning 60 (Kendall let that cat out of the bag -oops I mean sack) while some of us remain fiftyish. heh heh

Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui!
From: mouldy
Date: 10 Aug 07 - 12:05 PM

Happy birthday from me - the shawl is going to Whitby!
(It greeted a delivery man and kept me decent(ish) at 830am this morning.

Andrea

Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui!
From: alanabit
Date: 10 Aug 07 - 11:47 AM

I am going to be in England, well away from my computer next Wednesday. So may I wish a very Happy Birthday in advance to Mrs. Morse and many more to follow.

Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui!
From: Becca72
Date: 10 Aug 07 - 10:55 AM

I already have something ready and waiting. I love this "evil step-daughter" role. Muhahaha

Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui!
From: Micca
Date: 10 Aug 07 - 10:51 AM

Happy Birdseye, Jacqui, for when ever it is, and may the Horroribilia be at least to your 9I hesitate to use the phrase) Taste!!!, and it would well behoove the others to remember that (to quote Kipling) "we can wait for our little revenges" and you have stores BOTH sides of the Pond to draw on!!

Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui!
From: jacqui.c
Date: 10 Aug 07 - 10:43 AM

Many thanks Mary - just remember, I may be older than you by a few months but I have the advantage that, whatever I get, you will most likely get even bigger and better(?). Same goes for Tami.

Anyway, 60 is the new 40, isn't it?

Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Jacqui!
From: ranger1
Date: 10 Aug 07 - 10:08 AM

Mary also forgot to mention the collection of gilded nautiluses (nautilai?) that Jacqui has been zealously working on for a couple of years. Very difficult to find gilded nautilai.