BS: Male Bonding round the fire - Men only!!

Subject: RE: BS: Male Bonding round the fire - Men only!!
From: Victor in Mapperton
Date: 08 May 08 - 04:16 AM

I saw enough of that on Brokeback Mountain. And you know what that lead to !

Subject: RE: BS: Male Bonding round the fire - Men only!!
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 08 May 08 - 04:05 AM

We could let Megan join us.
Come on in Meg, get your kit off.
After all I know how nice you look in pink, I have the photo's as proof!


G

Subject: RE: BS: Male Bonding round the fire - Men only!!
From: Amos
Date: 08 May 08 - 03:06 AM

Damn, who let that fuzzy-headed broad into the thread?


A

Subject: RE: BS: Male Bonding round the fire - Men only!!
From: eddie1
Date: 08 May 08 - 03:00 AM

Just got this in an e-mail this morning:

BBQ RULES
We are about to enter the summer and BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity, as it's the only type of cooking a 'real' man will do, probably because there is an element of danger involved.

When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:

Routine...

(1)The woman buys the food.
(2)The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.
(3)The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - drink in hand.

Here comes the important part:

(4)THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.

More routine...

(5)The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
(6)The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another drink while he deals with the situation.
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Important again:

(7)THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.

More routine...

(8)The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table.
(9)After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.

And most important of all:
(10)Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.
(11)The man asks the woman how she enjoyed 'her night off.' And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women...

Eddie

Subject: RE: BS: Male Bonding round the fire - Men only!!
From: catspaw49
Date: 08 May 08 - 02:57 AM

Aw geeziz..........bonding round the fire my ass......................just fuck y'all......I don't do circle jerks.

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Male Bonding round the fire - Men only!!
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 08 May 08 - 02:25 AM

OK, just nobody piss in the fire again!

Subject: RE: BS: Male Bonding round the fire - Men only!!
From: GUEST,Jack the Sailor
Date: 08 May 08 - 01:08 AM

Cards anyone?

Subject: RE: BS: Male Bonding round the fire - Men only!!
From: GUEST,Jack the Sailor
Date: 08 May 08 - 01:03 AM

Time for beans!!

mmmm beans mmmmm

Subject: RE: BS: Male Bonding round the fire - Men only!!
From: frogprince
Date: 08 May 08 - 12:29 AM

Ohmygawd, what if she saw my peepee...

Subject: RE: BS: Male Bonding round the fire - Men only!!
From: Big Mick
Date: 07 May 08 - 11:47 PM

We must have campfire songs...... I am going to suggest (as Charley Noble once did) a rousing chorus of:

MALE BONDING SONG

(Words & Music by Bill Gallaher © 1995
From The Last Battle
CD BGM 1002)

  

  G                                      C 

  When we learned, it was a shocking re-ve-lation 

        D                                         G 

  That somehow as men we simply hadn't grown;

                               G7                 C 

  So we looked at all you women, and your pride in feminism,

            D7                               G 

  And we started up a movement of our own.

         C  D  G         C            D 

  Now we are men, and proud to be men;

       G           C              D 

  We meet every Sa-tur-day at three;

                G                         G7 

  And we ex-plore with great per-sis-tence,

        C 

  Our mas-cu-line existence,

             D                                           G 

  Beat our drums, and run off naked through the trees.

  

  Chorus:

  G                                                C 

  Oh, we all go running naked through the trees,

      D                             G 

  As naked as a jaybird, if you please,

                                 G7 

  Oh, we throw off all our wrappings,

               C 

  And with private parts a-flapping,

        D                                     G 

  We all go running naked through the trees!

  

Yes, every weekend we all meet deep in the forest,

Where we beat our drums and fashion spears from trees;

And with our faces painted, we all get re-acquainted

With our atavistic masculinity.

For we are men and proud to be men,

We meet every Saturday at three;

And we flaunt with great pretension

Those long penile extensions,

As we all go running naked through the trees...



I guess we spent too long pretending we were something we were not,

While we hid our inner turmoil and our strife;

You thought we had a bed of roses though we stood with runny noses,

Pressed up hard against the window pane of life.

Now we are men and damn proud to be men,

We meet every Saturday at three;

And if you think it's just depravity,

You don't know what it's like to be,

A man gone running naked through the trees (It hurts!)...

Subject: RE: BS: Male Bonding round the fire - Men only!!
From: frogprince
Date: 07 May 08 - 11:38 PM

Damn right, L.H.; who wants to get naked in a group that includes womenz???

All through high school, college, and Navy years, I experienced male herd showers without giving it any real thought. Then (too long a story to get into) I found myself in nudist settings. A few years further on, I wound up working in a foundry for a year or so. Driving home without taking a male herd shower was out of the question. Quite a few of the bunch acted like total baboons in the showers. Surrounded by this, and nearly blind without my glasses, I was taken off guard by how uncomfortable I felt. To top it off, I don't know how anyone could go through the process without occasionally losing his grip on a bar of soap. If I did, I would squat, not bend over, and retrieve the soap as quickly as I could. I was soon informed that I was suspected of being "queer" for my shower room behaviour. At least no one threatened me physically over it; but how do ya win in some situations?

Subject: RE: BS: Male Bonding round the fire - Men only!!
From: Amos
Date: 07 May 08 - 11:23 PM

You men need to answer up to your commitments and face your true Selfs is whut I think.

A

Subject: RE: BS: Male Bonding round the fire - Men only!!
From: Wincing Devil
Date: 07 May 08 - 11:22 PM

Who bringing the S'mores®?

Subject: RE: BS: Male Bonding round the fire - Men only!!
From: GUEST,Jack the Sailor
Date: 07 May 08 - 11:20 PM

Glug!
Glug!
Glug!
Glug!


Burrrruuuppppp!!

Subject: BS: Male Bonding round the fire - Men only!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 07 May 08 - 11:08 PM

For the many Mudcat men who may be feeling a bit left out at this point. A bit unappreciated. A bit bereft.

Yes...this is the thread where you can let it all hang out and tell your tales of male bonding round the campfire, beating drums together in the deep woods, exchanging stories of past affronts and challenges to your dignity and your manhood, plumbing the depths of your emotional hurts in a safe and supportive group that won't laugh at you, then running naked through the trees together, peeing outside against trees and boulders, howling at the moon, and getting in touch with your inner cavechild together! Yessiree.

Go to it.

I trust that the moderators will make sure that no womenz stray into this all-male thread.... ;-D