Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song From: Artful Codger Date: 22 Dec 11 - 11:35 AM (Must be because of all the glass ornaments on the tree.) |
Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song From: GUEST,Patsy Date: 22 Dec 11 - 08:07 AM Sorry! "Walk backwards into Christmas" |
Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song From: Mr Happy Date: 21 Dec 11 - 10:19 AM "Don't wa diddy diddy don't diddy don't" |
Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song From: Mr Happy Date: 21 Dec 11 - 10:18 AM "Da don't ron ron"!! |
Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song From: The Sandman Date: 20 Dec 11 - 01:00 PM dont. |
Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song From: The Sandman Date: 20 Dec 11 - 12:54 PM dont shoot the piano player. daddy dont play your concertina when you drive |
Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song From: The Sandman Date: 20 Dec 11 - 12:48 PM dont sing love songs you will wake my mother. dont sing no sad songs for me dont sing aloha when i go. |
Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song From: The Sandman Date: 20 Dec 11 - 12:34 PM dont let your deal go down. dont dilly dally on the way. dont do it. dont go down the mine dad |
Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song From: The Sandman Date: 20 Dec 11 - 12:28 PM dont go down to the quarry. Don't go down to the quarry in the middle of the night You'll never come back, you'll never be right We lost Maggie there just last spring And Big Ben Johnson, he couldn't do a thing Big Ben Johnson made a bet with Mad Man Mike That he could cross the quarry in the middle of the night He got there, 'bout halfway across When he started sinking down in the red clay moss. Nearby standin' on the tracks where the trains used to come Was Mad Man Mike, beatin' on his drum Laughin' out loud, eyes rollin' in his head Standin' on the tracks in the Lucifer's stead With a long red cape and fire in his eyes He lifted up his hands to the midnight skies And the thunder start to roll and the lightenin' flashed wild And Big Ben Johnson start a cryin' like a child. Don't go down to the quarry, don't, don't go down Don't go down to the quarry, don't, don't go down Don't go down to the quarry, don't, don't go down Down, down, down, down Then the earth gave a shudder, the quarry start to split Screamin' down went Johnson into the fiery pit With a laugh that shivered the center of the bone Mad Man Mike just standin' there alone He's callin' all the people, to take their turn And fall into the pit and eternally burn Down, down, don't go down Down, down, down, down Lucifer's caught on the railraod track He's howlin' at the moon 'cause he can't come back And in the evenin' while we're sittin' there in front of the fire We laugh at old Lucifer before we retire Don't go down to the quarry in the middle of the night You'll never come back, you'll never be right We lost Maggie there just last spring And Big Ben Johnson, he couldn't do a thing Don't go down to the quarry, don't, don't go down Don't go down to the quarry, don't, don't go down Don't go down to the quarry, don't, don't go down Down, down, down, down |
Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song From: Owen Woodson Date: 20 Dec 11 - 11:52 AM Steal sixteen of the King's fat dear. Sell same in Bohenny Listen to your mother's advice and marry the Brown Girl Ignore your mother's advice, plus omens and porents, and go off to see your ain true Maggie, after being warned about deep holes in Clyde's water. Try and cross the Clyde when the water's too rough. Challenge Johnny Morrissey to a boxing match. Not if you're a Russian sailor at any rate. Leave your cabin boy to drown when hje's got an auger in his hand and her's just sunk the Turkish revelry. Try to prove you're better than the steam drill. Refuse to tell the fause Argyle where your dowry's hidden. He'll find it anyway |
Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song From: Mr Happy Date: 20 Dec 11 - 08:47 AM Blame it on the boogy |
Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song From: GUEST Date: 19 Dec 11 - 06:10 PM dance Josie |
Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song From: GUEST Date: 19 Dec 11 - 06:08 PM say a mumblin' word |
Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song From: Artful Codger Date: 19 Dec 11 - 03:37 PM Mr. Happy: But your 'undrud was a repeat--does that count? |
Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song From: Phil Edwards Date: 19 Dec 11 - 09:20 AM A friend of mine said that the moral of The Outlandish Knight was "Never turn your back on a woman". A female friend suggested that "Don't be a serial killer" would be more to the point! |
Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song From: GUEST,pitheris Date: 19 Dec 11 - 08:23 AM talk about me when I'm gone swat a fly harm a flea stop a bee if he is going anywhere. . . touch my tomato let the sun catch you cryin Don't you cry for me pout cry |
Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song From: GUEST,HughM Date: 19 Dec 11 - 07:50 AM ...let us be beastly to the Germans |
Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song From: Mr Happy Date: 19 Dec 11 - 03:55 AM Do that to the poor pussycat!! 'undrud!! |
Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song From: MorwenEdhelwen1 Date: 19 Dec 11 - 03:47 AM Go to Donkey City. Tie your donkey down there. |
Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song From: Acorn4 Date: 19 Dec 11 - 03:45 AM (Baby) Don't say "Don't". |
Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song From: Mr Happy Date: 19 Dec 11 - 03:33 AM Mess with Mr |
Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song From: Genie Date: 19 Dec 11 - 01:15 AM Ah, yes, Codger, I'd forgotten that you should NOT use that F-word with your mother! Also, Don't throw bouquets at me, Don't laugh at my jokes so much, etc., etc. (People will say we're in love) |
Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song From: Bert Date: 18 Dec 11 - 04:04 PM You must never, never ever You must never, never ever You must never ever step upon his tail. |
Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song From: foggers Date: 18 Dec 11 - 08:41 AM ...get married, girls! (It's very badly paid....) |
Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song From: HuwG Date: 18 Dec 11 - 12:35 AM Hit your mother with a shovel (it leaves a dull impression on her mind) |
Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song From: Bert Date: 18 Dec 11 - 12:14 AM Let your Donah go upon the stage. |
Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song From: Janie Date: 17 Dec 11 - 10:46 PM ...go with me....agree with me, no matter what I say. Murder me. |
Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song From: Micca Date: 17 Dec 11 - 09:33 PM Whine (ask Kendall) |
Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song From: MorwenEdhelwen1 Date: 17 Dec 11 - 08:43 PM Tell a woman a secret Question anybody's business ("Nobody's business but me own".) |
Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song From: MorwenEdhelwen1 Date: 17 Dec 11 - 08:41 PM *boards* and *a*. (why isn't there an Edit button?) |
Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song From: MorwenEdhelwen1 Date: 17 Dec 11 - 08:40 PM Get a donkey. (Because it will constantly want water, get at someone's daughter, do no work, and break the bords of its stall.) Let anyone named Matilda near your pillowcase. Marry a pretty woman if you want to be happy and live a king's life Be named Melda and bite man's finger (this is mento- but, let me go Melda Marcy, you biting my finger). More coming up as soon as I can think |
Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song From: Bert Date: 17 Dec 11 - 06:04 PM Stop on the way for a half pint of porter |
Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song From: Bert Date: 17 Dec 11 - 05:49 PM Don't forbid me to hold you tight |
Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song From: Artful Codger Date: 17 Dec 11 - 05:41 PM ...marry my wife's sister, or she'll plague you all of your life. or for that matter, ...ever get married, for all sorrow lies there. ...feel down-hearted in hail, rain or snow, nor to shrink when the stormy winds do blow. ...agree upon that we should all go out a-shooting. ...use that F-word with your mother. ...fill a glass for me, comrades. ...eat the captain's biscuit, if you're a handsome cabin boy. |
Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song From: fat B****rd Date: 17 Dec 11 - 03:50 PM Sit Down 'Cos I've Moved Your Chair Stand So Close To Me Rain On My Parade |
Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song From: fat B****rd Date: 17 Dec 11 - 03:47 PM Roller Skate In A Buffalo Herd. |
Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song From: Tootler Date: 17 Dec 11 - 01:50 PM Be called by St. Peter unless your soul has cleared its debts. |
Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song From: Jim Dixon Date: 17 Dec 11 - 12:36 PM Shoot a man in Reno just to watch him die. Name your son Sue. Call my name out your window when I'm leavin'. |
Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song From: ClaireBear Date: 17 Dec 11 - 12:24 PM ...coil up the rope ...climb up the mast (and if you see a sailing ship, it might be your last) |
Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song From: Genie Date: 17 Dec 11 - 10:29 AM Don't (do not): -play B-17 -sing love songs (you'll wake my mother) -say "Don't" (Elvis) -hasten to bid me adieu -be a naughty baby, come to Papa, do (Gershwin) And, from the new Mudcat CD: "This Is Us: Stone": - become a Morris dancer (if you're a daddy) |
Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song From: Mavis Enderby Date: 17 Dec 11 - 10:11 AM ...mind people grinnin' in your face |
Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song From: saulgoldie Date: 17 Dec 11 - 10:05 AM Oh, DUH! It was the first post. Saul |
Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song From: saulgoldie Date: 17 Dec 11 - 09:25 AM Don't know if I missed this while scanning the previous posts, but... Never bet seventeen when you play against the dealer. Never leave your woman alone when your friends are out to steal her. This is a great thread! Saul |
Subject: RE: Things you should never do, in song From: Genie Date: 17 Dec 11 - 08:19 AM I thought Renee was SUPPOSED to just walk away, Codger. But Malvina says you should never argue with a bee! Also, don't use no green or rotten wood for your copper kettle fire - they'll git you by the smoke! And, of course, never tell your kids NOT to put beans in their ears (or put raspberry jam all over the cat, etc.). |
Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song From: Deskjet Date: 17 Dec 11 - 06:04 AM Think twice, it's all right. |
Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song From: Acorn4 Date: 17 Dec 11 - 06:02 AM Spend your life in sin and misery, At the House of the Rising Sun. |
Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song From: Mo the caller Date: 17 Dec 11 - 05:58 AM Tread on my blue suede shoes Push your granny off a bus |
Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song From: Ged Fox Date: 17 Dec 11 - 05:35 AM Enter never, shun forever, the house with the picture hung over the door. |
Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song From: GUEST,BobL Date: 17 Dec 11 - 04:42 AM Touch me, O Sir Jasper / Father Christmas |
Subject: RE: Things you should never do - in song From: Artful Codger Date: 17 Dec 11 - 02:45 AM ...see how punching cows is done (instead, shoot yourself with a butcher knife) ...marry ten pretty girls (you can't) ...ask a mother to shorten the baby's name. ...stick your head through a wee little window. ...sell your beauty for an old man's gold. (chirp, chirp) ...help that bear! ...haul on the rope or climb up the mast ...hit your grandma with a shovel ...eat an albatross or knife your loving kin ...mention Aunt Clara |
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