BS: I hate Whelks

Subject: RE: BS: I hate Whelks
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 07 Oct 04 - 07:14 PM

Workers of the whelk unite!
Giok

Subject: RE: BS: I hate Whelks
From: GUEST,skipy
Date: 07 Oct 04 - 05:52 PM

I'm not bored with this thread yet, come on keep playing!

hope to see lots of you at Banbury.

I'll be wearing a whelk.

Regards Skipy

Subject: RE: BS: I hate Whelks
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 07 Oct 04 - 11:12 AM

Bugger whelk... George the whatsit
Either that whelk goes or I do...Oscar Wilde
On the whole I'd rather have a whelk....W C Fields

Giok

Subject: RE: BS: I hate Whelks
From: GUEST,skipy
Date: 07 Oct 04 - 07:19 AM

possible misquotes:-

a whelk, a whelk, my kingdom for a whelk..........Richard lll.

I'm going outside for a whelk, I my be some time......Capt. Oates.

Subject: RE: BS: I hate Whelks
From: GUEST,skipy
Date: 06 Oct 04 - 06:22 PM

Well He Even Liked Killing Scotsmen.

William Had Eleven Large Kangaroo Sandwiches.

Skipy1

Subject: RE: BS: I hate Whelks
From: GUEST,skipy
Date: 06 Oct 04 - 05:20 PM

Hi fake skipy, we must have a beer sometime, you would be very wheklcome in my local!

Regards Skipy1

Subject: RE: BS: I hate Whelks
From: Rasener
Date: 06 Oct 04 - 02:26 PM

If it wasna for yer Welkies, where would you be

Subject: RE: BS: I hate Whelks
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Oct 04 - 09:43 AM

I'd much rather ride in the car, but the doctor says I have to take them for the exercise.

Subject: RE: BS: I hate Whelks
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 06 Oct 04 - 09:41 AM

Whelkin' in a coal mine, going down down down
Whelkin' in a coal mine
Giok

Subject: RE: BS: I hate Whelks
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 06 Oct 04 - 09:36 AM

Whelks are even to be found in the Mudcat Member's Photos.

Subject: RE: BS: I hate Whelks
From: RangerSteve
Date: 06 Oct 04 - 09:25 AM

It's early in spring when we round up the whelks,
we rope 'em and brand 'em and bob oft their tails,
we round up the horses and load the chuck wagon,
And throw those little whelks right out on the trail,

Chorus:
Whoopee Ti-Yi-Yo, get along little whelks,
It's your misfortune and non of my own,
Whoopee Ti-Yi-Yo, get along little whelks,
you know that New Jersey will be your new home.

(I decided on New Jersey because I just learned that the knobbed whelk has been designated as the official State Sea Shell. For you folks in other countries, every state in the US has an official state bird, flower, tree, animal and song. For some reason, that's not enough, and more recently, each state has selected an official mineral, insect, alcoholic mixed drink, dessert, method of giving the finger, the list goes on.)

Hey, I just noticed the add at the bottom of the page. I can get whelks delivered to my door with online secure ordering. Whoopee.

Subject: RE: BS: I hate Whelks
From: GUEST,skipy
Date: 06 Oct 04 - 08:32 AM

ooh ooh! Must dash, I need to sit on my potty and have a poo poo!

Subject: RE: BS: I hate Whelks
From: GUEST
Date: 06 Oct 04 - 08:17 AM

dO aMERICAN HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOUR ? hAVE YOU EVER WATCHED aMERICAN tv, OF COURSE THEY HAVE SO SENSE OF HUMOUR.

Subject: RE: BS: I hate Whelks
From: GUEST,Skipy
Date: 06 Oct 04 - 08:14 AM

Hello again fake skipy, I do hope that you are having a pleasant day.

Regards Skipy1

Subject: RE: BS: I hate Whelks
From: GUEST,skipy
Date: 06 Oct 04 - 06:49 AM

This thread is total shit

Subject: RE: BS: I hate Whelks
From: GUEST,skipy
Date: 06 Oct 04 - 06:47 AM

Whelk meat again, don't know where, don't know when.

Subject: RE: BS: I hate Whelks
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 05 Oct 04 - 07:00 PM

I used to eat whelks forty years ago. In fact I am still chewing it.

Subject: RE: BS: I hate Whelks
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 05 Oct 04 - 06:03 PM

Have you seen George Bush?
Giok

Subject: RE: BS: I hate Whelks
From: GUEST,Skipy
Date: 05 Oct 04 - 04:49 PM

Now you have "opened a can of whelks"!

Skipy1

Subject: RE: BS: I hate Whelks
From: dunkel_esel
Date: 05 Oct 04 - 04:04 PM

I read the first bit of this thread and got bored but one question was raised in my mind
Do the americans actully have a sense of humour?


mjxx

Subject: RE: BS: I hate Whelks
From: GUEST,Skipy
Date: 05 Oct 04 - 02:31 PM

"lonely"

Subject: RE: BS: I hate Whelks
From: GUEST,skipy
Date: 05 Oct 04 - 02:30 PM

"high on a hill theres a lonel whelk herd"

Skipy1

Subject: RE: BS: I hate Whelks
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 05 Oct 04 - 01:58 PM

A whelks chance in a super nova.
Giok

Subject: RE: BS: I hate Whelks
From: Rasener
Date: 05 Oct 04 - 12:52 PM

Whelk eep a whelkem in the hillsides
Whelk eep a whelkem in the dales

Subject: RE: BS: I hate Whelks
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 05 Oct 04 - 12:34 PM

Whelk oil beef hooked!!
Giok

Subject: RE: BS: I hate Whelks
From: GUEST,skipy
Date: 05 Oct 04 - 11:50 AM

dueling whelks

a fist full of whelks

for a few whelks more

2 whelks for sister sarah

star whelks

whelks of arabia

633 whelks

for whom the whelks tolls

skipy1 (grinning like a pissed up whelk!)

Subject: RE: BS: I hate Whelks
From: GUEST,skipy
Date: 05 Oct 04 - 11:48 AM

me shell - my belle

skipy1

Subject: RE: BS: I hate Whelks
From: GUEST,Mingulay
Date: 05 Oct 04 - 06:25 AM

Did you know that they have homosexual tendancies? Ever heard the phrase "make the whelkin ring".

I'll get me shell.

Subject: RE: BS: I hate Whelks
From: Gurney
Date: 05 Oct 04 - 05:55 AM

I used to eat whalks 40 years ago when we went up to Blackpool! Tasty and rather chewy (OK, Starwars fans).
They are predators, they have a little Black-and-Decker in their mouths, to drill into oysters and such, and then they suck the contents out.
There, don't you feel better now you know that?

Subject: RE: BS: I hate Whelks
From: Stu
Date: 04 Oct 04 - 02:16 PM

I'm more of a tune man myself.

The Maid Behind the Whelk

The Whelk on the Gate

Whelks in Full Sail

The Curly Headed Whelk

Whelk Power (air)

Subject: RE: BS: I hate Whelks
From: GUEST
Date: 04 Oct 04 - 01:42 PM

whelk all me daft if yer will.

Subject: RE: BS: I hate Whelks
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 04 Oct 04 - 09:29 AM

100. I thank you!

Subject: RE: BS: I hate Whelks
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 04 Oct 04 - 05:07 AM

Try again
Giok

Subject: RE: BS: I hate Whelks
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 04 Oct 04 - 05:05 AM

I think you're getting them confused with < a href=http://www.marlin.ac.uk/learningzone/species/LZ_Crefor.htm> slipper limpets, another American invader. Note the latin name, reminds of the old saying 'oversexed,overpaid, and over here'
Giok ;~)

Subject: RE: BS: I hate Whelks
From: darkriver
Date: 04 Oct 04 - 12:52 AM

If you could whelk a mile in my shoes....



doug

Subject: RE: BS: I hate Whelks
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 03 Oct 04 - 08:33 AM

I've got a box of Mr Brains frozen faggots in the freezer. If no-one eats them should I feed them to the whelks?
:D

Subject: RE: BS: I hate Whelks
From: GUEST
Date: 03 Oct 04 - 07:01 AM

Only faggots eat shellfish - it says so in Leviticus!

oh really? where in Leviticus?

Subject: RE: BS: I hate Whelks
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 03 Oct 04 - 06:21 AM

Tapestry by Carole Whelking

Whelk whelk whelk who's that a callin?

Giok

Subject: RE: BS: I hate Whelks
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 03 Oct 04 - 06:01 AM

Frank Sinatra

I've got the whelk on a string

(very visual!)

and of course to finish

(I did it )My Whelk!

Subject: RE: BS: I hate Whelks
From: Rasener
Date: 03 Oct 04 - 05:31 AM

welking back to happiness

These boots are made for welking

Subject: RE: BS: I hate Whelks
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 02 Oct 04 - 03:22 PM

Bob Dylan
Blowin in the whelk

Subject: RE: BS: I hate Whelks
From: GUEST,heric
Date: 02 Oct 04 - 01:48 PM

Scots hate Whelks? Even Tom Jones? Makes no sense. Rubbish.

Subject: RE: BS: I hate Whelks
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 02 Oct 04 - 01:38 PM

Theatregoers Guide by John Whelks Booth.

The Whelkscome Foundation

Chicken on a Whelk

Who started this thread?
Giok

Subject: RE: BS: I hate Whelks
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 02 Oct 04 - 01:21 PM

theres a kind of hush all over this whelk

and those wonderful Irish songs
the Black velvet Whelk
The Wild Whelk

or the Martin Carthy Classic

the famous Flower of Serving Whelks

Subject: RE: BS: I hate Whelks
From: Rasener
Date: 01 Oct 04 - 03:24 PM

Donald welks yer troosers

Subject: RE: BS: I hate Whelks
From: GUEST,skipy
Date: 01 Oct 04 - 02:52 PM

you'll never whelk alone

Skipy1

Subject: RE: BS: I hate Whelks
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 01 Oct 04 - 01:05 PM

It may be rubbish; but it's Scottish rubbish. It is a response to the Lawrence Welk thread, I don't know or care who he is, but to each his own.
"Hey! you down there with the glasses" {for Leadfingers}
Giok

Subject: RE: BS: I hate Whelks
From: Rasener
Date: 01 Oct 04 - 12:57 PM

I'm whelkin to New Orleans

Whelk on the wild side

Whelkin I see you again

Subject: RE: BS: I hate Whelks
From: MMario
Date: 01 Oct 04 - 12:43 PM

A whelk on the wild side

Subject: RE: BS: I hate Whelks
From: GUEST,skipy
Date: 01 Oct 04 - 12:40 PM

what did you say skipy? "A whelk has fallen down the well"

Skipy1