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This parrots dead!

Jack The Lad 11 Feb 02 - 03:34 PM
GUEST,aussiebloke (temporarily cookieless) 11 Feb 02 - 08:01 AM
GUEST 11 Feb 02 - 07:43 AM
fiddlerdan 11 Feb 02 - 07:36 AM
Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull 16 Nov 01 - 10:51 PM
Little Hawk 16 Nov 01 - 10:43 PM
Peter Kasin 16 Nov 01 - 10:28 PM
Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull 16 Nov 01 - 10:00 PM
53 16 Nov 01 - 09:59 PM
John Routledge 16 Nov 01 - 09:37 PM
Little Hawk 16 Nov 01 - 04:36 PM
GUEST,Jenny the T 16 Nov 01 - 03:27 PM
Jim Dixon 16 Nov 01 - 01:12 PM
The Walrus at work 16 Nov 01 - 12:23 PM
Raptor 16 Nov 01 - 12:12 PM
Lonesome EJ 16 Nov 01 - 12:02 PM
GUEST,Butch at work 16 Nov 01 - 11:33 AM
GUEST,Firecat at college 16 Nov 01 - 05:56 AM
GUEST,Jenny the T 15 Nov 01 - 04:36 PM
Bill D 14 Nov 01 - 11:46 PM
Raptor 14 Nov 01 - 03:30 PM
Eric the Viking 14 Nov 01 - 02:18 PM
Dead Horse 14 Nov 01 - 01:23 PM
Little Hawk 13 Nov 01 - 11:25 PM
Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull 13 Nov 01 - 10:57 PM
Steve Latimer 14 Jan 00 - 12:28 PM
Liz the Squeak 14 Jan 00 - 10:57 AM
Dave (the ancient mariner) 14 Jan 00 - 10:51 AM
Steve Latimer 14 Jan 00 - 10:18 AM
Dave (the ancient mariner) 14 Jan 00 - 09:45 AM
Dave (the ancient mariner) 14 Jan 00 - 09:25 AM
Wotcha 14 Jan 00 - 08:20 AM
Dave (the ancient mariner) 12 Jan 00 - 02:13 AM
Lonesome EJ 12 Jan 00 - 01:13 AM
Drewsmilitia 12 Jan 00 - 12:01 AM
Steve Latimer 11 Jan 00 - 10:44 AM
emily rain 10 Jan 00 - 07:20 PM
Steve Latimer 10 Jan 00 - 11:36 AM
Liz the Squeak 10 Jan 00 - 11:00 AM
Little dorritt 09 Jan 00 - 06:01 PM
Bluesy 09 Jan 00 - 02:47 PM
Liz the Squeak 09 Jan 00 - 12:00 PM
Wotcha 09 Jan 00 - 11:28 AM
emily rain 08 Jan 00 - 02:41 PM
momnopp 08 Jan 00 - 02:01 PM
Peter T. 08 Jan 00 - 12:52 PM
Eric the Viking 08 Jan 00 - 12:36 PM
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Subject: RE: This parrots dead!
From: Jack The Lad
Date: 11 Feb 02 - 03:34 PM

Dee bump tee diddledee bumptideedee, bumptidee tiddee. I believe that's it, but how does it go on? Jack The Lad


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Subject: RE: This parrots dead!
From: GUEST,aussiebloke (temporarily cookieless)
Date: 11 Feb 02 - 08:01 AM

Lonesome EJ

Scotland's National Poet was Ewan McTeagal.

Who could forget his immortal classic:
Oh gie to me a shillin' for some fags...

aussiebloke


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Subject: RE: This parrots dead!
From: GUEST
Date: 11 Feb 02 - 07:43 AM

John Philip Sousa: Liberty Bell March

Midi of it is here


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Subject: RE: This parrots dead!
From: fiddlerdan
Date: 11 Feb 02 - 07:36 AM

I'm looking for the title and/or music to the Monty Python's Flying Circus opening theme music. It sounds like it may be a Souza march. Does anyone out there have an idea of what the name of the piece is, or have music to it? Many thanks, fiddlerdan


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Subject: RE: This parrots dead!
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 16 Nov 01 - 10:51 PM

I read fast!


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Subject: RE: This parrots dead!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 16 Nov 01 - 10:43 PM

Bloody Marvelous!!!

John, you can't possibly have read "most of the old threads"...there are thousands of them!

- LH


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Subject: RE: This parrots dead!
From: Peter Kasin
Date: 16 Nov 01 - 10:28 PM

What a huge impact Monty Python had on American audiences, notably college students. When I was in college, we sat around the dorm room repeating sketches word for word. A small group of us did the did the lumberjack song in the dining hall and eveyone chimed in on the chorus. When Saturday Night Live had a Python on as a guest, it was an event (and a little disappointing, in that SNL sketches written by SNL writers were a big step down from Python's own comedy), and their live appearances in the U.S. were so popular it took the Pythons by surprise. The first episode hit U.S. television about five years after their original release. A year or two before Python we were getting "Doctor In The House," a good but not brilliant comedy that sort of set the stage for the great comedy to come.

-Ken Shabby


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Subject: RE: This parrots dead!
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 16 Nov 01 - 10:00 PM

Bill D-I think I have read most of the old threads now, I could not resist refreshing this one!


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Subject: RE: This parrots dead!
From: 53
Date: 16 Nov 01 - 09:59 PM

jimmy buffet will be so fucking sad. BOB


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Subject: RE: This parrots dead!
From: John Routledge
Date: 16 Nov 01 - 09:37 PM

Peter Sellers in the Goons:

"Exactly as I thought. I don't know what it is.

Also as a bank manager at the end of a robbery of his bank

"I'm not staying here! There is more money in the van than there is in the bank."

Happy Times John


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Subject: RE: This parrots dead!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 16 Nov 01 - 04:36 PM

Today's lesson: How to defend yourself against a man armed with a banana!

- LH


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Subject: RE: This parrots dead!
From: GUEST,Jenny the T
Date: 16 Nov 01 - 03:27 PM

Tom:

I'll tell you what I want: I want a Last Supper with twelve disciples, one Christ, and no kangaroos by Thursday lunch, or you don't get paid!

JtT


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Subject: RE: This parrots dead!
From: Jim Dixon
Date: 16 Nov 01 - 01:12 PM

... and Marcel Proust had an helk. And if you're calling the author of A la Recherche de Temps Perdu a loony, I shall have to ask you to step outside.


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Subject: RE: This parrots dead!
From: The Walrus at work
Date: 16 Nov 01 - 12:23 PM

Jenny the T,

It works mate! The fat one balances the two skinny ones.

Tom


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Subject: RE: This parrots dead!
From: Raptor
Date: 16 Nov 01 - 12:12 PM

Miss jones is hidding behind one of these three bushes...

Raptor


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Subject: RE: This parrots dead!
From: Lonesome EJ
Date: 16 Nov 01 - 12:02 PM

"But you're not arguing! You're simply offering an immediate refutation of each point that I make!"

"No I'm not!"

And who can forget Dennis Moore..."Your lupins or your life!"


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Subject: RE: This parrots dead!
From: GUEST,Butch at work
Date: 16 Nov 01 - 11:33 AM

BUT I DON'T LIKE SPAM!


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Subject: RE: This parrots dead!
From: GUEST,Firecat at college
Date: 16 Nov 01 - 05:56 AM

I'm a bit too young to have actually watched the series when it was on, but a few years back Life Of Brian was on TV and they made me watch it!

AND I did a not bad impression of Mr. Creosote after watching Meaning Of Life!

My favourite Python film is Holy Grail though! NI!


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Subject: RE: This parrots dead!
From: GUEST,Jenny the T
Date: 15 Nov 01 - 04:36 PM

Look--I'm the bloody Pope! And I may not know much about art, but I know what I like!


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Subject: RE: This parrots dead!
From: Bill D
Date: 14 Nov 01 - 11:46 PM

...somehow, when I saw this thread appear, I KNEW John from Hull's name would be at the bottom!..

(how many threads have you read now, John?)


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Subject: RE: This parrots dead!
From: Raptor
Date: 14 Nov 01 - 03:30 PM

Well if we built a rather large Badger.....


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Subject: RE: This parrots dead!
From: Eric the Viking
Date: 14 Nov 01 - 02:18 PM

Hang on a minute-min! min? Min is from the goons-do you want a full argument or just half an hour/


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Subject: RE: This parrots dead!
From: Dead Horse
Date: 14 Nov 01 - 01:23 PM

Albatross! Albatross! Albatross! What flavour is it?

or Motoring Min. Hold tight, Min. We're doing three miles an hour. Ooooh, buddy. Oh, we've stopped, Henry. Yes Min, the wick in the engine's gone out.


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Subject: RE: This parrots dead!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 13 Nov 01 - 11:25 PM

Bloody hell! It's been nailed to the perch since Jan 14 of 2000, and the bleedin' thing is STILL DEAD. I want another parrot and I want it NOW!!!

- LH


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Subject: RE: This parrots dead!
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 13 Nov 01 - 10:57 PM


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Subject: RE: This parrots dead!
From: Steve Latimer
Date: 14 Jan 00 - 12:28 PM

I remember the big Red Book and the Big Blue Book, alas, they too are gone.


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Subject: RE: This parrots dead!
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 14 Jan 00 - 10:57 AM

Does anyone remember the Big Red Book, with the page for voyeurs and the page for exhibitionists?? Wish I knew what happened to my copy.....

Sigh.

LTS


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Subject: RE: This parrots dead!
From: Dave (the ancient mariner)
Date: 14 Jan 00 - 10:51 AM

Sorry Steve I don't remember that one, but the Bengal Tiger did shake a bit of rust loose upstairs. Perhaps it'll come to me if they ever invent something to heal dead grey matter from years of abuse; not that I had much to salvage to begin with.Yours, Aye. Dave


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Subject: RE: This parrots dead!
From: Steve Latimer
Date: 14 Jan 00 - 10:18 AM

Dave,

The one that will always stay witn me is the children's parlour game, "Pass the Bengal Tiger". Remember it? It's been years since I lost the book.


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Subject: RE: This parrots dead!
From: Dave (the ancient mariner)
Date: 14 Jan 00 - 09:45 AM

Sorry! the Electrickery demons and computer Gremlins ate the second verse which should be inserted in the above very gently in second place after the first verse.Aye (techno Idiot 1st class) Dave

Now there are times you'll be distressed and downhearted
Depressed unto the very verge of tears
But before you have a chance to feel forgotten
You'll find yourself amongst the engineers


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Subject: RE: This parrots dead!
From: Dave (the ancient mariner)
Date: 14 Jan 00 - 09:25 AM

Unky Brian they did'nt catch me either, I mean t'were'nt me either, Sorry, AND I GOT MILLIONS OF MUDCATTERS AS WITNESSES...honest....Nefew Dave(the ancient mariner) definately not posing as Bert Fegg who is far more intelligent and better looking...

For better sex education please refer, to Admiralty Manual of Seamanship Vol #1

And now for something completely different.

If you ever sail across the sea to Ireland
and you find that at the closing of the day
You have booked yourself a passage on Manchester Liners
You'll wind up in the dear old Hudson's Bay

Now the engineers will try and teach you their way
They will fill you up with Brandy Rum and Gin
And before you know what happened dear girl
Your're on the road that leads to a life of sin

Now of these men we've given you fair warning
Do not submit or let engineers plan you're fate
And if you think the engineers are awful
Just wait until you meet me and the bloody mate


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Subject: RE: This parrots dead!
From: Wotcha
Date: 14 Jan 00 - 08:20 AM

Steve (Latimer) ... Bert Fegg is *Dave the Ancient Mariner ...he's just in disguise ... "Bert Fegg's Nasty Book for Boys and Girls" was re-printed in the States but did not sell as well as it did in the UK. I take my hardcopy version with me everywhere in the world. It will come in handy for Pantomine season with the story of Depravo the Rat. As a newly single guy, I find the discussion of Sex Education to be most relevant: "The first thing you need to know about sex is where to buy the chocolates ... take precautions ... buy soft centres as well as hard centres ..."

Cheers, yerluvinguncle Brian "Fegg" *not actually convicted, even though the circusmtances were against him ...


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Subject: RE: This parrots dead!
From: Dave (the ancient mariner)
Date: 12 Jan 00 - 02:13 AM

Daily News? month old? bloody luxury, the only werds i could read was Players Navy Cut, from old empty fag packets thrown at me, when me and mum were begging for crusts outside a pub. I used to think my last name was Russian (F@*kOff) for years. jumpers eh! I could only dream of having a jumper.


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Subject: RE: This parrots dead!
From: Lonesome EJ
Date: 12 Jan 00 - 01:13 AM

Books? You were lucky. All we had to read was a month old copy of the Daily News, and that's only because Mum had knitted the baby's jumper from it.


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Subject: RE: This parrots dead!
From: Drewsmilitia
Date: 12 Jan 00 - 12:01 AM

B_O_O_K_S, you 'ad books in school,LUXURY


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Subject: RE: This parrots dead!
From: Steve Latimer
Date: 11 Jan 00 - 10:44 AM

So you want to marry the princess?

Per'aps


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Subject: RE: This parrots dead!
From: emily rain
Date: 10 Jan 00 - 07:20 PM

bluesy,

that clue was not included in the jeopardy "question", but i'm certain you are correct.


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Subject: RE: This parrots dead!
From: Steve Latimer
Date: 10 Jan 00 - 11:36 AM

Does anyone remember Bert Fegg's Nasty book of Knowledge? It was written by the Pyhton crew in the seventies. I had just changed schools and didn't know a soul at the new one. I was sitting alone in the cafeteria one lunch hour reading it and was laughing so hard that I had tears streaming down my face and I couldn't breathe. I'm sure that several people thought I was certifiable.

I lost it (loaned it to someone) and wonder if I would find it as funny now.


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Subject: RE: This parrots dead!
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 10 Jan 00 - 11:00 AM

Lark's vomit, otter's noses, get 'em while they're 'ot....

I always liked Spring Surprise.....

And now I think it will be back to the Mexican Hairless...

LTS


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Subject: RE: This parrots dead!
From: Little dorritt
Date: 09 Jan 00 - 06:01 PM

Do not forget the memorable : This heres a Wattle The emblem of our land You can stick it in a bottle Or hold it in your hand

Litle Dorritt (fell off near Ottery St Mary)


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Subject: RE: This parrots dead!
From: Bluesy
Date: 09 Jan 00 - 02:47 PM

Emily,

Did the bird have Beautiful Plumage?


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Subject: RE: This parrots dead!
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 09 Jan 00 - 12:00 PM

momnpop, I too, like both ST, SNG, DS9, B5, Stargate etc, and MP, ISIRTA, TW3, ISIHAC, do you want to make it bigamy???

LTS


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Subject: RE: This parrots dead!
From: Wotcha
Date: 09 Jan 00 - 11:28 AM

Well,

Stuck in boarding school one didn't see much telly in the 70s but I remember (the now rather racist and Brit-centric) humo[u]r of the revived "I'm sorry I'll read that again" (Python and Goodies combo) and "Hallo Cheeky" (Barry Crier et al).

Someone mentioned Peter Cooke (may he rest in peace) and Dudley Moore -- while we are one-upping each other on comedies, maybe we should forget their late 70s comedy (?) routine as Derek and Clive (probably could have killed Dudely Moore's career before "10" and "Arthur" saved him ... God knows why). For pretty accomplished comedians they brought humor to a new low in 1977 ... they should have stuck to "Frog a la peche."

Then Spike Milligan's song (getting back to the music slant here) comes back to me:

"I used to talk to the trees ... till they put me away ..." Cheers, Brian


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Subject: RE: This parrots dead!
From: emily rain
Date: 08 Jan 00 - 02:41 PM

final jeopardy question from sometime last week (tuesday?), paraphrased:

Actor John Cleese is active in the campaign to save this bird from extinction.

i bet a billion dollars but i hadn't read this thread, so i lost.


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Subject: RE: This parrots dead!
From: momnopp
Date: 08 Jan 00 - 02:01 PM

Hey, someone found me on ICQ, saw that I like both Star Trek AND Monty Python, and wrote coyly, "So are you busy tomorrow? Want to get married?". So it just shows to go ya that humor can bond almost as solidly as music. . .

"Deceased. Pushing up daisies. It is no more. Gone to it's maker."

JudyO


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Subject: RE: This parrots dead!
From: Peter T.
Date: 08 Jan 00 - 12:52 PM

All geniuses:
"Stop whispering in my ear, Min, you're drying up my socks."

"Will this wind be so mighty as to lay low the mountains of the earth?"
"No, it will not be so mighty, which is the reason we came up on this mountain, you stupid git."

"You've saved us!!Yes, but at WHAT COST????????"

We warm ourselves by these glimmers of lunacy on dark days....yours, Peter T.


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Subject: RE: This parrots dead!
From: Eric the Viking
Date: 08 Jan 00 - 12:36 PM

Not forgetting "that was the week that was" and the frost report which had John Cleese, Ronny Barker, Ronnie Corbett and of course Pete and Dud, but they were all very good at the time and only some parts, like some wines age well. Pete and Dud went on to record other things......... "The worst job I had was picking crabs out of......." I thought this thread was DEAD!!! Anyway i shall go off and sing the penis song! Bye. Cire.


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Subject: RE: This parrots dead!
From: roopoo
Date: 08 Jan 00 - 02:37 AM

Just to chuck another from my childhood into the melee, although it wasn't quite as aserbic at times and definitely wasn't topical: Round the Horne. Who can forget "Bona Enterprises"? OK you all did. But what about "Rambling Sid Rumpo", folk singer?

mouldy


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Subject: RE: This parrots dead!
From: marthabees
Date: 08 Jan 00 - 01:38 AM

Is it possible to get copies of the Goons here in the US?


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Subject: RE: This parrots dead!
From: wildlone
Date: 07 Jan 00 - 09:42 PM

Not to mention That was the Week That Was or TW3


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