Subject: RE: Knockholt 2010 From: Richard Bridge Date: 11 Jun 10 - 05:55 PM But I'm the Urban Spaceman... |
Subject: RE: Knockholt 2010 From: Pierre Le Chapeau Date: 11 Jun 10 - 04:50 PM Melodeon Boy that is the very song I was thinking on. A friend of mine used to sing it when any thing went wrong when we were both Tour guides sown Chislehurst Caves. Excellent Well done. Pierre. |
Subject: RE: Knockholt 2010 From: The Barden of England Date: 11 Jun 10 - 01:52 PM Blimey - Stanshall has arisen!!! From humble ashes bonzo's growe.... John Barden |
Subject: RE: Knockholt 2010 From: GUEST,Vvan Stanshall Date: 11 Jun 10 - 01:11 PM Aye aye Cap'n! |
Subject: RE: Knockholt 2010 From: Richard Bridge Date: 11 Jun 10 - 10:21 AM That Stanshall must be blind, one of his eyes is missing... |
Subject: RE: Knockholt 2010 From: GUEST,Vivan Stanshall Date: 11 Jun 10 - 10:07 AM The Preacher's Eyes Are Glistening! |
Subject: RE: Knockholt 2010 From: melodeonboy Date: 11 Jun 10 - 09:53 AM Here's a song for you, Pierre. Your challenge is to learn this for Knockholt! Get cracking! There's a farm called Misery, but of that we'll have none Because we know of one That's always lots of fun (Ha ha!) And this one's name is Jollity; believe me, folks, it's great For everything sings out to us as we go through the gate All the little pigs, they grunt and howl The cats mee-yow The dogs bow-wow Everybody makes a row Down on Jollity Farm All the little pigs, they grunt and howl (Grunt, howl, grunt, howl) The cats mee-yow (Mee-yow, mee-yow) The dogs bow-wow (Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff) Everybody makes a row Down on Jollity Farm All the little birds go tweet, tweet, tweet (birdsong, piano noodle) The lambs all bleat (baaaaa!) And shake their feet Everything's a perfect treat Down on Jollity Farm Regular as habit The cocks begin to crow Can the old buck rabbit Sing "Stuff it up your jumper" Vo-do-de-oh All the little ducks go quack quack quack (quack quack quack) The cows go Moo (honk) The bull does, too (whonk!) Everyone says how do you do Down on Jollity Farm |
Subject: RE: Knockholt 2010 From: Pierre Le Chapeau Date: 10 Jun 10 - 05:31 PM 'Bugger the weather' its always damp on the Sunday. last three Knockers "It rained on the Sunday. "Sheep are Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaing . ' 'Cows are 'Mooooooooooooooing Cockerels "cocka doooda goo ing ''Down on Knockers Farm |
Subject: RE: Knockholt 2010 From: GUEST,Richard Bridge elsewhere on network Date: 10 Jun 10 - 03:13 AM Metcheck has changed its mind again - now damp all says except Sunday and cold - 9 degrees tops. |
Subject: RE: Knockholt 2010 From: Pierre Le Chapeau Date: 09 Jun 10 - 07:21 PM "Not long to go now' 'Ima counting the daze. |
Subject: RE: Knockholt 2010 From: GUEST,Andrew Date: 08 Jun 10 - 07:37 AM I met a Czec once he was a jolly chap bouncing all over the place! It was probably him that nicked my plectrum! |
Subject: RE: Knockholt 2010 From: Richard Bridge Date: 06 Jun 10 - 01:35 PM Met-check now saying Weds Thurs Fri dry, Sat dry until 6 pm and then negligible rain, but there has to be a fault on the temperatures as it is saying 9 degrees! |
Subject: RE: Knockholt 2010 From: Richard Bridge Date: 03 Jun 10 - 03:33 AM I think there must be something wrong at met-check. It is predicting 8 billion mm of rain both Fri and Sat. That's nearly 5,000 miles, well over half the diameter of the earth. |
Subject: RE: Knockholt 2010 From: Pierre Le Chapeau Date: 02 Jun 10 - 05:03 PM "Rain on the brain" see you at Piggies. |
Subject: RE: Knockholt 2010 From: Richard Bridge Date: 02 Jun 10 - 01:36 PM Does it float? |
Subject: RE: Knockholt 2010 From: Pierre Le Chapeau Date: 02 Jun 10 - 04:46 AM That multi cooker is a godsend and I will be bringing it with me this year has I have every year. regards Pierre |
Subject: RE: Knockholt 2010 From: Girl Friday Date: 01 Jun 10 - 02:41 PM Hi Pierre. How's that old multi cooker thing that we gave you ? See you at Piggies Thursday. |
Subject: RE: Knockholt 2010 From: Richard Bridge Date: 01 Jun 10 - 02:27 PM Igloo. Or ark. |
Subject: RE: Knockholt 2010 From: VirginiaTam Date: 31 May 10 - 05:58 PM Yeah Terry. You have a caravan, right? If not we have an extra tent. |
Subject: RE: Knockholt 2010 From: Pierre Le Chapeau Date: 31 May 10 - 05:28 PM 'Where the bloody Hell you spring from.Terry ' Will you be joining us Old Bean" You will be more then welcomed " There one up on the Bridge there" Re 100. He got 2000 on the other thread. Regards Pierre |
Subject: RE: Knockholt 2010 From: Pierre Le Chapeau Date: 31 May 10 - 04:09 PM Im cooking has the norm and if any one want to jump on the bandwagon "Go fore it? |
Subject: RE: Knockholt 2010 From: Pierre Le Chapeau Date: 31 May 10 - 04:02 PM 'Ants /Lice Hardly digestible' i went to the doctors Once" ' I said Doc "Got something fore me ;liver"? He said Yeah "Two Spanish Onions and half a pound of Bacon" |
Subject: RE: Knockholt 2010 From: GUEST,The Kentish Anteaters Date: 31 May 10 - 10:55 AM We would have preferred ants, but lice will do we suppose. |
Subject: RE: Knockholt 2010 From: VirginiaTam Date: 31 May 10 - 10:54 AM maybe somebody's trying to stir fry some things up. Let's not! |
Subject: RE: Knockholt 2010 From: Girl Friday Date: 31 May 10 - 10:51 AM Good. There'll be some special flied lice then? |
Subject: RE: Knockholt 2010 From: fisheye Date: 30 May 10 - 01:22 PM Looks like we are all getting excited folks, so lets all have a good KH and enjoy the fun fisheye |
Subject: RE: Knockholt 2010 From: VirginiaTam Date: 29 May 10 - 05:29 PM yep... you will see me at piggies... can't wait. |
Subject: RE: Knockholt 2010 From: GUEST,Pierre Le Chapeau. Date: 29 May 10 - 05:22 PM :The Old Gray Goose must have ......died? Raynard the Fox is in the Town Oh |
Subject: RE: Knockholt 2010 From: GUEST,Old Gray Goose. Date: 29 May 10 - 05:18 PM |
Subject: RE: Knockholt 2010 From: GUEST,Pierre Le Chapeau. Date: 29 May 10 - 05:13 PM Thanks VT. See you at Piggies? |
Subject: RE: Knockholt 2010 From: GUEST,Walter Rat. Date: 29 May 10 - 05:11 PM I live in the Tudor Barn Moat., I,ll Be there. I remember once you were so drunk at folk mob you couldn't play? |
Subject: RE: Knockholt 2010 From: VirginiaTam Date: 29 May 10 - 05:10 PM You'll be OK Pete. you are very entertaining. Do drunken sailor... with the hat. In fact a hat change for all of your songs will relax you and keep the punters amused. |
Subject: RE: Knockholt 2010 From: GUEST,Kentish Monkey Chief. Date: 29 May 10 - 05:07 PM OH AHHHHHHH. " You will be Ok shit your eyes to distraction and open them when you have done? |
Subject: RE: Knockholt 2010 From: Pierre Le Chapeau Date: 29 May 10 - 05:01 PM I wish there were 39 days in May I would have all week to put something together? |
Subject: RE: Knockholt 2010 From: Pierre Le Chapeau Date: 29 May 10 - 05:00 PM Seriously folks I have a opening slot to the Eltham Fair at The Tudor Barn on Sunday 39th May at 12.00 hrs. First time and I am shitting myself. I have practiced all day but no more confident for it. I,ll think of you lot when I open up.? Kindest regards Pierre. |
Subject: RE: Knockholt 2010 From: GUEST,Judge Broody Chicken? Date: 29 May 10 - 04:48 PM "Your Bringing your Cajan Boyfriend" Pierre is looking for a Banjo player? Does He know ' 'Over the hills and bugger off back to Louisiana ? |
Subject: RE: Knockholt 2010 From: Girl Friday Date: 29 May 10 - 02:47 PM Looks like the whole farmyard's getting in on the act. Great- love that big boy Cajun Chicken. I'd watch it if I were you - you scraggy old fox |
Subject: RE: Knockholt 2010 From: GUEST,Ginger the Chicken Date: 29 May 10 - 02:29 PM Bring it, Raynard... cuz I am bringing my big Cajun boyfriend Coq avec couteau Sa spécialité est renard Kiev. Tastes just like.... oh dear. beg pardon... just a little black coop humour. |
Subject: RE: Knockholt 2010 From: GUEST,Land lord of the Tally Ho Date: 29 May 10 - 07:04 AM "Why did the Ram run over the cliff? "Because he did not see the ewe turn |
Subject: RE: Knockholt 2010 From: GUEST,Pierre Le Chapeau. Date: 29 May 10 - 06:54 AM Butch the Ram You can bugger off too. |
Subject: RE: Knockholt 2010 From: GUEST,Raynard the Fox. Date: 29 May 10 - 06:52 AM You all thought I was dead Ha Ha. Well you know what thought did ? I will have that moth eaten Ginger the chicken for Sunday Lunch, |
Subject: RE: Knockholt 2010 From: GUEST,The Knockholt Weather Cock Date: 28 May 10 - 02:44 PM From my vantage point I have spotted a person believed to be P. Le Chapeau setting traps in a tree.Trapping Leopards ? |
Subject: RE: Knockholt 2010 From: GUEST,The Knockholt Weather Cock Date: 28 May 10 - 02:35 PM Yea ! what a slick chick. See you there Ginger. I'll be lookin for ya. |
Subject: RE: Knockholt 2010 From: Crow Sister (off with the fairies) Date: 28 May 10 - 02:22 PM I had a super time last Summer, and met some really fun people (especially in the wobbly early hours!!) - looking forward to joining in again this Summer. |
Subject: RE: Knockholt 2010 From: GUEST,The Kentish Monkey Chief Date: 28 May 10 - 02:15 PM Butch mate ... you can rely on backup from all of us Kentish monkeys. That's the Howletts Mob, the Wingham lot, and the Port Lympne crowd. |
Subject: RE: Knockholt 2010 From: GUEST,Ginger's Triumphal Return Date: 28 May 10 - 02:13 PM |
Subject: RE: Knockholt 2010 From: GUEST,Butch The Ram Date: 28 May 10 - 01:46 PM Now look here you sarf london oik..... stop threatening my girls and them leopards or I'll come into your tent and destroy it. It won't be pleasant. |
Subject: RE: Knockholt 2010 From: Girl Friday Date: 28 May 10 - 01:40 PM WE have all our own teeth. Only dentures can be taken out and put in a box. Hats can be put in boxes. The Wild Leopards of Orpington |
Subject: RE: Knockholt 2010 From: Pierre Le Chapeau Date: 28 May 10 - 09:08 AM All nasty weapons must be left at the gate in a box "That includes Leopards teeth' |
Subject: RE: Knockholt 2010 From: Pierre Le Chapeau Date: 28 May 10 - 09:05 AM "Bugger off worried sheep" Or I cut your tails off and hang them from me Hat? |
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